shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

That's why we have records and books, so that those who weren't there can remember the mistakes. As for this Cybertron, I am very interested to hear the lore.

 

What lore? Lovely beast lady over yonder [he nods towards Apostasia's lake] could likely tell you more of the modern mess, I took my sparks and left after Nexus bit the sentio.

 

*Ave sits down next to @Lacuna of Devisiun, their arms open in an offer for a hug if she wants one. They don'twant people fighting because of them! Fighting ust hurts people.*

 

Oh, it is, it is. To be a spider on that wall, as the Nimnyrnaeth say!
Regarding that last comment, pit if I know, tell me if you find out. It's just plain irresponsible. Mystery, Husk, Switchblade, and I were always able to talk things out, even when we were already running Scelus.

[note to @Switchblade of Scelus that is a lie, to a certain extent. there were a few occasions when one of the four took off for a few centuries to cool off. feel free to mention any of those. also, a quite few recalcitrant judges and upstarts were summarily disposed of before they could start inter-district trouble, but they probably did have a couple dozen minor civil wars and skirmishes in their long and illustrous history, and at least four of those were between romantically entangled judges and upstarts]

Most of the history from the first war was destroyed during it, and everything else is three tons of gunpowder in a minivan of control freaks and simply not learning from the past because everyone was too afthurt to step up and stop.

 

[He does not mention any of that instead wrapping arms around Stasia from behind]
Yep. We's real good at talkin' slag out. 'Specially talkin' things out behind the shack if ya know what i mean.

 

...s'always good to be able to talk things out...not sure what being behind a shack has to do with it...though...

 

(Apostasia snickers)
Those are the best, even if we do technically have other options for locations now.
(She turns around in Switchblade's arms and pulls him down for a kiss)

 

Well, that's something! Where's your little bit, again?

First war was a bunch of slag anyways, just Prissypump getting annoyed at Maximo's games again. Ain't you lot found Alpha Trion yet? His records don't get lost, even if he's just as biased as the rest of us.

[Snort.]

A good hard overload or six'll do wonders for a frayed temper, tiny.

 

...a good...what..?

 

I believe the rough equivalent in humans is called orgasm.

 

Please don´t tell me we gotta give a squishy th´talk. I don´t know jackscrap ´bout organic interface.

 

[realization hits juice, and their face turns beet red. juice fiddles with their beanie clumsily, attempting to conceal their eyes.]
...oh...

 

As a hacker god, I am great at helping people achieve overloads.

One could say I have magic fingers when it comes to information processing systems.

Spoiler: emoticon gif

 

[chuckles]

[grins into the kiss. He has the best boss. The bestest boss even.]

[Wink.]

 

I think I need an appointment with Cloudcrusher.

 

"Six?" Valiska laughs. "Somewhere between three and five I always lose track of the count."

 

Door's open any time, darlin'. Any reason in p'tic'lr, or just 'cause?

 

Mrrrrrg.

-She doesn't look like she's doing so well.-

 

[From outside the rave the notion of a soft but incredibly insistantly disguested "GROSS" is audible.]

 

You find an array, you can plug'n'play all you like ;)

Clearly your partners're doin' well by you, prettypaws.