shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-snort- Agreed. Th´war was a fraggin mess but at least we accomplished that." -lays down and put her head on her forepaws for better conversation- "Maybe now I can sometime find th´time ta go ta medschool, make doctor proper. S´somethin else me an Mina got in in common, botha us are part self taught medics."

 

Allow me a guess, trying to pander to the social justice crowd in your largely unsuccessful quest to get laid?

[Orlandeau snickers softly]

 

You would be incorrect, as this is an assertion he made long before any 'social justice' crowd existed in this space. Though I do enjoy seeing you fumble. Please, go on.

 

"I hope you can do that!" Valiska says.

 

the social justice crowvd is pretty ugly and also a tightass. not evwen in the good vway.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Thank you Burt, for your enlightening contribution.

 

YOU'RE WELCOME!

 

An dats Burlesque, don mind him. Eatin folks fer breafast is his way a sayin´hi.

"Was thinkin´it was too late but I made some prosthetics way back when, dat fit most folks witha lil bit adjustin´. Doc Triage seemed ta like them so maybe is enough ta get me in th´door, ya know?"

 

Mabel yawns.

"A girl lost her arms, Burt! A girl lost her freaking arms! Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the freaking Japanese Museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today! Oh my god! How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us like the Japanese! And me? I’m Ben Affleck. And I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two freaking girl’s arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr., disappointing everybody!"

 

i just dont see vwhy i havwe to justify my PERSONAL IDENTITY, i guess. i bet none of you vwould care if someone you LIKED vwas humankin.

 

Correct.

 

That's 'cause the people we like aren't dicks, and so they wouldn't approach being humankin like a dick.

 

Ok can someone explain what th´frag? Does lil grey bit there want an alt mode change he can´t afford? Do squishies even have altmodes?

 

im a 1950s style human greaser in the vwery attractivwe body of a beforan seadvweller and APPARENTLY i havwe to hate myself for my identity to be respected.

 

"I certainly think so." Valiska smiles. "And what Cronus wants was what Ford was trying to figure out."

 

..Ya know what, ferget I asked. This ain´t my paygrade. If ya was i bot i could do mods for ya, but i don´t know scrap ´bout moddin´squishes.

 

... how the fuck did you manage that?

 

"No, you don't." Ford sighs. "I am just trying to figure out what your identity actually IS. Do you even know what the 1950s were like? I was born in 1951."

 

Ah, but what if part of the social justice crowd is from his space? You've met the 69'er guy for example, haven't you?