shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i knowv enough. greased hair, hot girls, and vweird mechanical transportation things you 8ANG the hot girls in.

 

"...Yeah I see. I know Mina is modded an´she´s squishie. -is smacked by Mina.- "`Scuse me, organic. But dats appearently a special kinda thing an not fer handin´out so."
-smiles-
"Dream magic tells me dere´s gonna be more catformer on th´TEAM soon. That´ll be nice. Don´t meet many a´us."

"Mechanical? Ya got pictures?"

 

Ford cracks up again. "Can we please not call the guy who tries to dress like me that?"

 

Cars? Not tanks, yeah?

You can't pick up chicks in a tank.

 

Ah, I stand corrected. It's not the social justice types he's pandering to.
A moment, if you will.
[Orlandeau bursts into hysterical laughter, holding onto his chest while pointing at Cronus in disbelief]

 

... the what?

 

Yes, he's delighful. What does this have to do with our humankin friend's attempts at getting laid?

 

-blink-"Somethin´about th´number?"

 

vwhat.

 

To quote a friend, "bow-chicka-bow-wow."

 

-headtilt- "That´s not an explanation. Come on dude, lemme in on th´joke."

 

So, your kind of robot doesn't do oral?

 

There is n9 j9ke, as my quirk represents the metaph9rical shackles 9f a kyriarchal w9rld, and is n9t particularly hum9r9us.

 

I'm saying that I think this is an assertion he made before he came to this space, in order to get laid by his troll friends.

Or acquaintances, if you will. Not sure he has any friends, really.
*shrug*

 

... kinky.

 

But given the general mockery with which it is met here, wouldn't dropping the assertion be more productive? If we assume this is all in the pursuit of recreation, rather than a legitimate expression of identity, of course.

In fact, I don't believe I've seen it met with a favorable reaction by anyone in his friend circle but the ever charming sir Vantas, so it would be of ill use in that arena as well.

 

Probably, but do you really think he's smart enough to figure that out?

 

Excuse me, 6ut I w9uld appreciate it if y9u did n9t pass inc9rrect judgment 9n Cr9nus's extremely delicate feelings 9f species dysph9ria. While he may have n9t made his reas9ns f9r identifying as such pu6lic kn9wledge, this is m9st likely due t9 fear 9f 6eing s9 cruelly m9cked as y9u all are n9w. I'm sure that he is m9st certainly n9t identifying as humankin in 9rder t9 attract a pr9creati9n partner, as he is a 6etter pers9n than that.

*The kinkshaming whistle is blown.*

 

Huh, so he does have a friend. Color me surprised.
[He makes a point of not acknowledging anything Kankri said, feeling it is not even worth responding to.]

 

at least SOMEONE understands my extremely delicate feelings of species dysphoria. *Sniffle.*