Out of context quotes thread

@budgie man, if we'd followed that, John A Macdonald would have caused SO MANY elections. so many

 

"Yeah well, I'm pupating so stay out of my life!! I'm going to liquefy. I can't wait to be goo..." -- @Socket

 

"I don't get to choose my genre; my genre chooses me... I'm genrefluid!" @Socket is full of weird little gems today.

 

you're either one genre or the other :;P
(... so technically homogenric love should be the norm, and heterogenric love only leads to tears?)

 

he was action, she was scifi, can i make it any more obvious?

 

On 10/7/16, at 9:14 PM, SOLLUX CAPTOR YOU FAT NASTY TRASH wrote:
> let its throbbing rump-like cheeks soothe u into slumber

 

"Coming up next (...) the greatest hits of your mistakes from the 1990s, 2000s, and today"

 

"In a double perfect baseball game, nothing happens and it never ends. And this is America's national pastime."

 

"Hence butt-woman, who sells these, a fish-wife."

 

Spoiler

Warbreaker rereads make me want to quote everything that comes out of Lightsong's mouth at people.

 

Spoiler: NSFW

 

IN RELATED NEWS:

 

Friend 1 (paraphrased): He loves me! He really loves me! How did I get so lucky?
Friend 2 (more or less literally): Uh...this year you got laid off from your favourite job ever, you found out one of your childhood friends was a child molester and you got cancer. I think you were about due.

 

"I do not need your opinion, I need my cologne!"

 

Spoiler

"Everything Lightsong says" spam continues!