shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[Mara realizes it still doesn't have eyebrows. Shit.]

 

*Itch is wooed anyways.*

 

...this isn't going very well...'landeau, could you help with plan b?

 

Already on it babe
*there is a harpoon. How does he have a harpoon? Magic.*

 

(Apostasia swoons)
Should Husk and I come along? Been awhile since we all went on a trip like this.

 

What is this 'plan B'?

 

Whu- I mean... sure.
I was gonna win this anniversary by giving you the titan as a present though light of my life...

 

Spoiler: graphic threats of violence

I'm gonna tie your tubes into a noose and hang you with them.

 

Switchblade, conjunx endura of ten million years dearest, how in the pit were you planning on hijacking a titan all by yourself

 

ugggggh, vwill you all just GO AVWAY? vwhatre you, the boner police?

 

...i think we should just stop the demon from enslaving her and leave it at that...

 

Ford stares at the demon, and begins to recite the banishing in Sanskrit:

"Desire is the foremost of your armies.
Worry is the second.
Hunger and thirst are the third army.
Craving is the fourth.
Sleepiness is the fifth of your armies.
Fearfulness is the sixth.
Doubt and remorse are the seventh army.
Anger is the eighth.
Offering and empty praises are the ninth.
Pridefulness and arrogance are the tenth.
Numerous armies such as these
Subdue and bury the monastic.
Using the power of dhyana and wisdom, I
Smash all of these armies of yours,
And after achieving the Way of the Buddha,
Cross over all beings to liberation."

 

"My husband may have this," Valiska says quietly. "If not, Jade's a cursebreaker. As am I, when I'm not in my current condition."

 

Gwahaha...Fools...I will have "fun" with those who seek to challenge me. I will outlast you and penetrate all of your defenses. The climax of our battle shall end with-

*Mara suddenly feels very, very sick.* You...You stop that...

 

vwait, vwhatre you doing. vwhats the chanty mumbo-jumbo.

 

I've been meaning to ask, Ma'Vali, Arha Ford, are the words the important thing about the banishing, or the will behind it? Like, could I theoretically tell a creature like that to fuck off with the intent of banishing it, and expect it to work?

 

[their veins, which had started to glow, stop glowing]
...that's good...i really...did not want to have to fight that...towering behemoth...

 

Ford keeps repeating the sutra.