shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"In my experience, will is necessary but not always sufficient. Knowing the words that have power over creatures like that makes things so much easier," Valiska says, smiling.

 

vwhatre you doing to her. cant you at least let me get in ONE session before you fuck it up for me??

 

"My husband is saving you from that demon," Valiska says quietly. "Don't fuck a demon of desire. You will never be satisfied, not at the time nor ever again."

 

Fuck this shit...I'm out of here.
[Mara transforms back into it's preferred form, and rolls away at high speeds in its chariot.]

 

*As it's rolling away*
Lies! I have a 100% satisfaction rate guaranteeeeeeeeedd...

 

Ford stops after he can no longer see or feel the demon in this dreamscape and shakes his head. "I wish all the metaphysical assholes were that easy to get rid of."

He turns to Itch. "My wife is right. It would have been a lot of fun for a very little while and then it would have been a whole lot of pain for a really long time. There is, for example, a point at which sexual arousal and even sexual climax stops being fun." He sighs. "There are plenty of nice women and girls in the dreamscape, and some of them are even real outside of it. Demons are...so not worth it. I speak from experience, honestly."

 

Spoilsport.

*fumes*

 

"Careful, your eye's turning green again." Valiska smirks at the dream demon.

 

*Too late. There's a tantrum building. Itch starts pacing faster and faster before finally sinking her teeth into her forearm.

Muffled screaming.*

 

Huh.

 

*Lights a cigarette*
I guess you could say that Ford here pulled out a pretty impressive cockblock

 

-Clover taps Itch's shoulder.-

 

*Itch spits out her arm and glares.* VWHAT.

 

*swims in*

 

You hungry?

 

no. do you MIND? im KIND of havwing a moment here.

 

Yeah. I'm trying to redirect you to more fun stuff.

 

i dont VWANT to havwe fun, i vwant to be UPSET. because im ALLOWVED to be upset!

 

[juice walks over to the cuttefish, crouches down, and looks at them curiously]

 

*cuttles over to @Itch*