shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

you try saying it vwith my quirk. funny as shit.

*Wink.*

 

Switch. I don't want to scratch you from the ground if/when something inevitably goes wrong. You were there when we poured glue into the dean's soon-to-be-paintjob. And when we tried to rig the floortiles in the dorm floor downstairs. You know how it goes.
And while it's really, really sweet of you, I also wanted us to pull a stupid, dangerous, batshit, and ridiculous stunt like that again, it's been way too long. You know. Together.

 

Spoiler: disproportionate threats of violence? Maybe? Just to be safe?

Not Attractive Insufferable. Gonna Put A Bomb On Your Tongue And Staple Your Jaw Shut Insufferable.

 

... well you know I jus' can't say no to you <3

 

duct tape vworks better than staples. staples are short and fucking hard to get in the right places.

 

Chroma!

 

Chroma yes.

 

Dont Tell Me How To Do Violence Or You Get Staples And Duct Tape.

What?!

*respectful nod*

 

this better not be a dig or anything, bud.

 

She's just being kind of a jerk, she doesn't deserve that. Throw an egg at her or something.

 

ill tell you howv to do all the vwiolence i VWANT, buddy. its my JOB to do vwiolence.

 

SLICK! guess vwhat? youre fired from being gang leader because i had my beautiful demon lady lovwer ripped avway from me.

 

good. and i see you took your breakup out on scratch? vwelcome back, lady.

 

Is That A Suggestion Because Okay.

*Throws a carton of eggs at her psionically. Highspeed egg projectiles straight for the hair*

 

*She stands there with a shit-eating grin and makes no motions to clean up. Someone please make her shower.*

 

(dont ask howv im doing or anything.)

 

Love ya.

And, you know, stupid stunts are funniest if you have people with you. Husk can film it, and I'm still going to regard the titan as anniversary present from you, deal? And if he doesn't want to stick around I'm going to regard the attempt itself as anniversary present, because you're a gift, Switch. I sometimes still ask myself what I did to deserve you.

 

"You have a name," Ford says, smiling a little wickedly.

 

"Good girl. Redundancy is important in situations like these."

 

...but you're the name dame...