shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"My mistress is a very good teacher."
He chuckles and kisses her eyebrow.

 

-slight frown, like she can't quite decide whether he's worth dismantling or not-

-taps his cheek reprovingly- Kiss like a gentleman, you fool.

 

-Switchblade sticks his glossa out and spins Apostasia another time for good measure.-

 

That was probably Ma'Vali, but if you don't mind I can brew something up for you. Any preferences?

 

Oh that look, hm how long has it been since I've been given that look? Vivienne? Yes, I-- No, I think Maevaris gave me that look the other day. What I am saying is, it seems that look is found on fine looking individuals.

Disgusting! *This is said in the most cheerful voice, with a rather large grin*

 

-several mis snuggle on, under, and around the sofa pillows for a nap of their own-

 

"Yes, milady."
He smirks and bends down to kiss her properly, not like a gentleman at all. Scoundrel.

 

Can't all be jealous glitches, mate.

 

*the cuttles snuggle into the sofa pillows*

 

-to be fair, she's giving as good as she gets-

-comes up for air and gives him the most unimpressed look possible-

 

*Gasps and touches his chest in mock offense* How dare you! I have plenty of people who love me! I am a hero, after all, I cannot be bitter in any way. Especially not with a large metal-individual is in the same dream-space as I!

There it is again! I am honored that you've taken the time to grace me with such looks between assailing your ah... friend's...? face.

 

-arctic glaciers have nothing on her tone-
My husband.

 

Black tea would be nice! Here let me just -he concentrates and the shiny mech is replaces with a slim man in grey and blue rather professorly looking clothing and gold wire rimmed glasses. Altogether he is forgettably pleasant looking-
There we go. No more fuel incompatibilities while I´m here.

 

Oh! Husband is it? And look at me, forgetting a wedding gift. For shame.

 

We have been married for some years and have a child.

 

Vishante kaffas! I am the absolute worst then, having been so late to give you a gift!

 

Heroes die awful quick usually, mate. Ya got a lot more survivabil'ty if ye stick to the safety of bein' a simple enforcer.
-The biggest slag eating grin.-

 

Sometimes one must be a hero if one loves one's country, especially if that country has done terrible things that must be fixed.

 

"I am sure my widow can find it in herself to forgive you. My mistress is a very gracious one after all."
He smiles, smugly. He likes this game the best. It would be funnier if he were in his... ah, other vestments right now.

 

See, mate, yer problem is that ya don't get yer country ruled by someone who ya love beyond reason. If yer lover and yer boss are the same, ya got a lot more wiggle room fer fixin' shit what goes wrong.