shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

You're gonna end up with an endless number of me's at that rate. A whole fucking orphanage. And not the kind we feed to Glybgoddd or whoever the hell lives in the middle of the planet.

 

[Who needs chronology? Not the chaos deity. They hum as they watch the images.] Lovely, truly. All your Scelus?

 

Good to know there's someone more heartlessly stupid than me in the universe I guess.

 

"So," Valiska says, "here's my problem with the whole 'you two hatefuck all you want in dreamland and we, his wife and sworn brother-lover, just ignore that your boss exists' suggestion." She takes a deep breath. "Having Ford as a kismesis is going to make you happy. I'm not boasting when I say that my husband is an amazing lover and a wonderful person. Sunshine would tell you the same thing and they were pitch, it's not like there's no evidence he's not as much fun caliginous as flushed. Your boss is going to figure out that you are happy or at least that you are having a respite and someone to handle your rage. At that point he is either going to find a way to do something terrible to Ford and possibly to the rest of our family as well. And if he can't he's going to kill you anyway."

Valiska breathes in again.

"Am I wrong?"

 

im just saying. vwho cares if some random knockoff of you somevwhere is havwing a bad time?

 

THE DOG IS GOOD. I can RELATE.

 

That or He waits for someone else to sort it out while He drinks His tea and talks about how it's all according to plan.

 

-Okay she is back to considering whether a pap might be in order. Stop that. Breathies man. They always gotta consider dumb ideas.-

 

Ford tries really hard not to think: it me

but Mabel has had too much influence on his mind and it's hard not to think of a pink elephant.

 

Because wow I have feelings or something I guess. Really when I'm saying that there's a problem. Big one.

 

Ford sighs. "Has he ever done that before, even once, when someone was making you happy?"

 

Why are you not all paying attention to me????

 

because youre boring. do something interesting!

 

Laughed and talked about how it's all going according to plan? Yeah. Brought home book of poems the Woman gave me. Was afraid He'd take it. Didn't. Just laughed at me. Does it every so often when He sees something coming up. Let's me and the others sort it out while He gloats.

 

Because they have a problem they think even I can't fix.


*giant eyeroll*

 

-Aesma sets the Rave on fire.-

 

"But he did eventually make you kill her." Ford frowns. "I'd rather not have to kill you and I don't plan on letting you kill me."

 

Was curious why He'd laughed for sweeps. Forgot about it. Figured it out sweeps later on my second trip back to the Kid's culling.

 

[Drenches their locality. No fire near the robot, please, overheating isn't fun.]