shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Supernatural's not dead. It actually has about... five hundred or so seasons now, I think.

 

Oh, please, an earthquake? Really? [She takes her stack of books and settles near a wall to wait out the shaking. Reading is a bit difficult with everything jittery, but she's explored in worse conditions.]

 

Yeah but the fandom is bucko. Or do ya still see them Superwholockians or whatever the shit they used to call themselves running around the tumbles? YEAH I DON'T THINK SO.

 

*turns itself upside down*

 

*Sweats.*

 

Darn shame that you're so huge, I think you might like the library on Kintsugi colony. Might be interesting to excavate materials relevant to your species.

 

Okay, so when would I have had time to go on Tumblr?

 

[Much indecipherable cursing until she remembers this is still the Rave and she doesn't have to be affected. Floating with books is a new experience, but not a bad one!]

Does Kintsugi not allow holomatter? Can downsize if necessary, just difficult to project over long distances.

 

*shifts into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

 

Spoiler: deadpool typical sexual humor

How the fuck am I supposed to know your wank schedule. Usually there's time between wiping off and going for round two.

 

-several mis are thrown about. some try to cling to @Congessi -

 

...Holomatter? Give me a second -- (Kite looks puzzled for a moment and tilts its head.) -- oh, that is a fascinating technology! I don't think they're forbidden here, we haven't had any contact with Transformers as far as I'm aware. But the library stacks are a bit sprawling, after all, the new rooms have to go somewhere. How far is your limit, if you don't mind me asking?

 

My wank schedule? My wank schedule?!

I've been fighting fucking evil AIs! And the fucking Meta asshole! And saving fucking Chorus by fucking dying! And living in Carolina's fucking suit! I haven't had fucking time to fucking wank for seven fucking years!

Fuck you!

 

[Undisturbed, snags any books that come within arm's reach. Hers now.]

[The mis are not potential linguistic resources, and go unheeded. She won't brush them off unless they interfere with her research, but she's not helping them either.]

Haven't tested personal limits, only recently got access to the tech. Think the current record is several kilometers?

 

*freezes*

 

[Oh, boo, now she'll have to actually walk around if she wants to pick up more books. Oh well. She continues reading, only mildly disturbed.]

 

*jumps on a rollercoaster*

*rollercoaster starts*

 

[Mildly more disturbing than the earthquake, but still not worth leaving the books.]

 

*turns on the sprinklers*

 

Mi! -a small black and white mi seems to find the narration offensive, and tries to read from Congessis shoulder so it can prove it is Too helpful!-