space loser giant kitty committee (voltron)

Honestly we need more old school homestucks in voltron crankin' out the pipin' hot pronz (or just any content in general really) and laughing in the anti handringers faces.

 

I am hear for Allura surprise! prehensile junk, while still being definitely a girl. It's just that that the Alteans evolved from a primate with spotted hyena style junk. (In other words boy alteans and girl alteans are normally hard to tell apart from their junk.)

 

Piping hot pronz that instead of addressing the age difference, handles the goddamn chain of command issues.

 

If I write a short shallura "lets check out if we're compatible in the pants department" fic that involves wiggly jelly fronds, I am blaming you. Because it will be your fault.

 

Oh jesus, what if there are little stinger cells that basically pump the partner full of happy endorphins/hormones. Drugged by Junk.

 

We'll see. I'm in the middle of a chapter of my fanfic fanfic of Mortior's Endangered.

 

Allura's Prehensile Alien Junk is the name of my new band. APAJ to the fans.

 

okay but you guys. YOU GUYS. it's canon that allura's species can change size and color, and to a certain extent shape. PRETTY SURE HER JUNK SITUATION IS CUSTOMIZABLE. after all, alteans are very good diplomats.

please consider her staring at shiro's dick for a few seconds, then going 'okay, i got it' and taking her panties off to reveal her own Authentic Human Sex Time Part.

edit: did not read whole thread, sorry if someone's already brought this up.

 

shiro: but what does it actually look like?
allura: i... i don't know

 

(insert suggestive title that is actually about junk here)

You will need to log in to read it. Comments are moderated and anonymous is off because Voltron being full of wee naked babbies. This fic is all your fault @jacktrash , I hope you're happy with all 1000+ words of it. :P

 

@OtherCat you are a gift, a blessing, and a national treasure. semper fi, brave soul.

... and now i wanna do it too, only now i want it in shiro/pidge/allura flavor.

 

fleeting thought: i wonder if allura has problems saying no when people ask her for things. you know, because she's from a very diplomatic race and all.

 

Thank you! (I really want to see Shiro/Pidge/Allura. Yes. Good.)