shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

But I wasn't referring to Itch the Cronus there! I was talking about itch the annoying sensation!

 

theyre the same thing!

 

A lot of things play all cute before they reveal their true colors, you. There are reasons I no longer trust most horses.

Well, either you're a flesh eating fiend or Jorin I guess.

-scratches the needy useless cat-

 

no, vwhy vwould it?

 

*laughs* Oooh, a self-burn! That's rare!

... 'cause it's cloth in a sensitive spot?

 

its not a burn. im an annoying sensation. thats the point. im not SUPPOSED to be pleasant to be around. revwolutionaries arent nice!

 

vwhy dont you feel howv soft it is?

 

"You being you." Sev kisses him back. "At least for me."

 

Ford and Valiska are pretty pleasant to be around and they lead a revolution. So's Sev, and he was against the Man in his dimension.

... no. No. I'm shutting up now.

 

vwell, vwhere IM from, revwolutionaries arent nice. no ones nice because being nice is a stupid idea.

 

"Our dimension is his dimension now," Valiska says, snuggled up against Sev's chest with her feet in Ford's lap, her eyes half-shut.

 

*frowns*

*looks away from her*

 

and revwolutionaries havwe to be the meanest ones of em all because othervwise vwed get stomped out.

 

Sev gently skritches Valiska's scalp, adding, "And I have definitely changed here, for what that's worth. Although it's not in fact a requirement to be a dickbag to be a revolutionary, it does typically come with a certain amount of anger."

 

"You're adorable," Ford murmurs. "Both of you. And I am never letting go."

 

... well, yeah, but Itch's dickbagness is beyond that, you know...

 

im pretty much the friendliest cronus in the city if youre not one of us.

 

That's a really low bar, kid.

 

"Angry is not the same thing as being an asshole," Ford says. "I still get angry when I see injustice. And Sev, I don't think you were ever an asshole. What are you revolting against, Itch?"

 

captain planet!