shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

you realize that still sounds like a pretty sick deal, right??

 

id fucking LOVWE to be part of a demon entourage vwith hot gold-melting chicks. THANKS FOR SCREWVING EVWERYTHING UP, JACKASSES.

 

"I can't believe I am saying this," Valiska says, "but he is a dream demon and you did shake his hand. You might see him again if you really want to. Of course, if he uses you to try and break the multiverse again, we will probably have to kill you, so you might want to get a metal plate put in your head and think of another way to meet girls."

She glances at Dipper. "This is why just erasing the demon won't work. You have to erase their side of the bargain too."

 

Dipper glances down at his feet. "Sorry, Mama Cat. I didn't think erasing Itch would do enough damage."

 

excuse me? ERASING me??

 

"It's okay, Dipper," says Ford. "You stopped him from invading her universe THIS time, and she might rethink the whole thing. If not, well..." He shrugs. "We'll cross that bridge when we have to."

 

Dipper shrugs. "I didn't do it." He dematerialises the gun. "I should have, apparently. You would have still been you. Mostly."

 

vwhy are you so INSISTENT on keeping my univwerse intact? havwe you BEEN there? its a hellhole.

 

"Because his ultimate goal is to break all of them," Ford explains, "and since he still has a hate-on for me, he will probably visit ours next. He's already broken a lot of things in the one I came from originally. It didn't improve anything."

 

Sometimes one bullet can save many lives, friend.

And I'm not talking about that memory erasing junk.

 

"Also," Valiska says, "I wouldn't wish the way he treats his toys on anyone. Not even you, let alone the other people there. I'm sure you and Saturn haven't managed to kill everyone who doesn't suck."

 

"Nice try. No dice," says Ford.

 

no, he has.

 

I am certain the esteemed Dr. Stanford Pines has heard of the train problem, no?

I do believe Bill Cipher is more dangerous than even the DEATHTRAIN.

 

DEATHTRAIN? Ooooh, that sounds fun...

 

Honestly? Let's rather burn it.

 

I would have disagree!!! That sounds kind of terrifying!!! Especially in the hands of someone known for experimenting...

 

[Geargrind gets eight whole wide, fang-filled smiles just for him.]

 

You are also kind of terrifying!!! Is that what you wanted to hear???

 

"The esteemed Dr Stanford Pines knows that she can choose not to be shot in the Rave and has plenty of other effective weapons to use should he need to visit that other dimension to fix this," says Ford, "and none of them lay eggs in people."