shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

you vwouldnt last a NIGHT in the city.

 

A compliment's always nice, spidey!

 

Oh good!!! It just makes my day to make a mythological figure happy!!!

 

...are you okay, tiny? Seem a little wound up there.

 

Careful bro you're gonna cut yourself on all that sarcasm if it gets any more pointed :P

 

Oh, y'know!!! It's just fantastic being intimidated by someone much more powerful than me!!! It's so new and exciting!!! Definitely not something I'm used to at all!!!

I'm not sure if that joke was meant to be mean or not, but I'm going to choose to take it nicely!!!

 

Mala, me dammit, let the kid be.

 

Why are you standing up for me???

 

...Cos Mala's being an aft and you're both kinda my responsibility? ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯

 

I mean come on even you're in on the medbay pool "stabbed by dream sarcasm" is totally in the "not otherwise specified" category we could do this man come on

 

-shoves energon nibbles into his mouth-

 

Oh, come on, you're a spider, 's a couple'a smiles and a big old frame really enough to scare you? Grow some bearings, kiddo!

Fine. [They're not pouting. Primes don't pout.]

 

-steals energon nibbles from ratio-

 

I'm Ambassador Flux and the Captain's responsibility, no one else's!!!

I got in trouble the last time I tried to game the bet, though...

 

Mala. You're still acting like I created you like a couple decades ago!

 

...'Kay, sure. Are you gonna shout at me about disappearing for a few million years, though?

 

-slaps Kickstart's hand away-

 

The point was that you tried, whether or not it worked!!! You're just as bad a bully as I was told!!! Besides, it's only smart to pay attention to the threat display of something bigger and stronger, really!!!

 

ikr?

[Summons his own bowl of snacks, offering some to Kickstart after a moment.]

Pfffffff like they'd be able to prove it!

 

@Itch
(so are you evwer going to apologize for metaphorically throwving me to the howvlbeasts?)