shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Nope!!! If you never did worse than disappear, why should I care???

 

(literally nevwer. youre a pain in my ass and id sell you to saturn for one corn chip.)

 

...Okay. Uh. What about the reproduction thing?

 

Oh, yes, and you're so much more mature, daddy dearest-- which of us was the one who threw a tantrum and hid in his room for, oh, fifteen billion-odd years?

I agreed anyway, what's your problem? He's Prima's get anyway, not mine.

[GG is pointedly ignored, a few wings flipping up between him and Mala.]

 

-heck yes. immediately starts leeching off of Venture for nibbles.-

 

(and vwhat if vwed been aligned all along.)

 

(for FUCKS SAKE, vwill you STOP pretending to be vworking for saturn so ill pay attention to you?? it didnt vwork the OTHER three times, vwhy vwould it vwork nowv?)

 

Hey hey, it's not as if I need be the one to put the child down. Personally, I think a society of cronuses could probably use a good cleansing from the cuneate demon.

I really just find it charming that you are so unwilling to kill the girl that you would risk all their lives for the sake of not dirtying your hands. A man such of yourself wouldn't care if Karma doesn't smile upon them, after all.

 

-scowls- And who's out here now making an effort to make up for that? If some things I've been hearing about you and your planet are true-

 

Ain't my fault the damn place tried t'eat us!

 

(maybe i AM vworking for him this time. maybe i ran into him vwhile getting a sandvwich. maybe vwere friends nowv.)

 

The captains are in here a lot, though!!! This place leaves traces!!! Really, try something more secure if you want to break ship rules!!!

Not that I would, anyway!!! Ambassador Flux and Captain Life Support said not to and I respect them!!!

Um... It was messed up but what do you expect from a god??? I'm not going to be affected by it, because I don't interface!!! So I don't care that much, even if that's kind of bad!!!

 

(get back to vwork!)

im not a child! im old enough to do anything i vwanna do.

 

-considers yelling at the kids to stop arguing. Yes, "The Kids" involves Primus (who isn't real) and Amalgamous (who is maybe slightly more real. Maybe). She will yell at god, and all his little angels, don't test her.-

 

Sure, kid.

 

I'm not talking about the planet's geography, Amalgamous!

-rubs nose-
Will you let me apologise?

Know you aren't gonna take my advice 'cos I'm all unreal and everything, but I'd stay out of this between me an' Mala if I were you.

 

-IS NOW EVEN MORE TEMPTED TO USE THE MOM VOICE-

 

I guess??? But only if you tell me what name you would want to be called by, if you had an alias!!!

 

vwhat part of 'im an adult' do you not understand.

 

...Oooh! -brightens- You know, I never thought about that! Something fancy. Uhmmm...

-shrugs-