shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I'm not worrying about you lot. Stating a preference to be left alone by people who think they know Oh so much better than us, is not worrying.
And besides, I haven't somehow missed that comment about experiments, Prime and there will be words about that.

 

You might trade the info to someone who does!!! Besides, this is just a rough draft!!!

 

Ohhhhh my god I love reading the sex scenes to Focal it's hilarious.

 

By hilarious he means he is trying super hard to seem like he is too cool to be embarrassed while Focal hardly pays attention.

 

i used omega weed to spice it up a little

the good kind

 

I don't know what that is but I like new people things!!! Can I try some???

 

my landlord thinks i dont knowv vwhere the hidden cameras are. sometimes i murder small animals in front of them and pretend i havwe no idea hes vwatching!

 

I don't like interface!!! But other people do so I have to put it in :((( I guess it shows, huh???

 

Ah, yes, because doing whatever I could to ensure a small group of volunteers could survive an actively hostile ecosphere is definitely the problem here. I'll take this slag from Him because I have to, 'Splodes, but--

[They obviously restrain themself from starting Yet Another Argument.]

...well. You have more important things to be doing anyway, don't you, Captain?

 

[The Clown gives Geargrind a cream pie.]

 

-he eats it-
Huh, this tastes... Uh....

 

Well... I mean...
They are uh... Very imaginative! If you ever need a few um. logistic pointers though...
-takes Hurdle's hand in his.-

 

I won't swear on my spark!

Eclipse does the best dramatic readings man you don't even know

...sweet primus below
(or, uh, over there, I guess? Slang is so weird when the dude's right here...)

Yeah kinda but like that's half the entertainment value?? Like it is so obvious you've never seen or done anything it's kinda precious honestly

 

1) If it was that important then asking them and informing them of all potential risks would surely not have been a problem, right?
2) If the ecosphere was actively hostile why did you stay long enough to get grounded you fragging idiot?
3) Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't take orders from Primes.

 

That would be... That would be nice!!! I don't... Want to figure out how it works...
-he is speaking very slowly-

Okay... If you promise!!!
-he lifts too many legs up to gesture for emphasis and falls on his face. There is bleeding-
Whoops!!! Who won the pool???
-he is giggling and makes no attempt to stand up-
I feel weird... But I don't hurt!!! So it's okay!!!

 

Er... are you okay, Sweetspark?

 

*Ave quietly sits down next to Primus and offers a hug*

 

-glances sideways at him- Hey kiddo.

 

-he attempts to roll over but can't. Still the giggles-
I'm not sweetspark!!! @Averagius Of The Rave is!!! I'm... Okay, I think!!! Just stuck!!! Maybe a little... Uh. I don't know...

 

1) They were informed, "unforseen results" do happen occasionally.
2) Ah, yes, because I am absolutely responsible for everything my followers did-- go have that argument with daddy dearest, I'm sure he'd like to hash that out an eight hundredth time.
3) Faaaaaaaaaair enough! I was trying to give an easy out, Splodey, but maybe you'd rather skip rope with your own--

[Again, they back down, actively muting themself for a moment to turn around and scream into the void for a good thirty seconds. Not fighting random people is hard.]

...Splodes. Captain-- what's your name right now, Nichrome? Frag Primacy in the ocular sockets, this is me askin' you, one mech to another, leave be before I lose my temper again. One knock-down argument for the solar cycle's plenty for me.