that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

ok so we all have those weird things that makes you laugh a lot when youre reminded of it, just say them. context not needed, heres some of mine

"hi wolfy boy, EAAAAAAAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
when pastor manning referred to a news anchors breasts as "full frontal assault"
"no son, kefir is a ninja drink"
13 year old voice "bugs bunny has passed out!! he overdosed... ON BURN"
that one rap song where hes like "her pussy so good i bough her a pet" I DONT KNOW WHY IT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP
really specific memes like "when you meet a guy called ronny and you become friends and then two weeks later your parents allow you to have sleepover so you go to coop mega and buy looseweight candy for 20kroner"
good boy points
"wow! being a russ made me a millionaire!"
ted cruz bad lip reading

 

'Tis I, the frenchiest fry

 

karkat eating bugs

 

"follow that men!"

 

shrinking butthole

 

angry titties

 

From an ancient SNL routine:

"You gonna put your lips on it?"

 

These two things have been going through my head all day:
"what's you name man?" "ALABAMA HAMMER MAN!"
"Young man
Though that robot is hot
I said young man
Don’t fuck the robot"

 

the fact that when you do ":DDDD"

you are implying that you gain mouths with increasing levels of happiness

imagine. sproUTING ADDITIONAL JOY MOUTHS.

 

also: seven vaganias. maybe more.

 

and now im laughing inappropriately, thx

 

imagine

 

there was a totally non ironic, dead serious task in my norwegian class that read "is god dead or has he just given up discuss" and i dont know whythats the funniest thing to read in a text book margain

also i asked my teacher to go to the restroom and he just gave me a high five

 

a half horse/half anthropomorphic wolf centaur

 

1600-GLUB LIMIT

 

"Fitting room". Don't ask.