Halloween is evil

Man all I'm getting here is that God will hate me and curse my grandchildren and greatgrandchildren if I like anybody but Him. So jealous. I think me and God need couples therapy. :(

 

It's always funny to read that part because it really sounds like there are a bunch of other gods out there and that specific one is just really self-centered.

 

nah, block the bastard from your phone and go NC.

 

@Butch Holliday satan is p lame wheres my cthulhu holiday

 

Fenrir will vore you and I will plant heather and your grave :)

 

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" - Mark Twain

"Ain't nobody gonna love me like the Devil do/ Ain't nobody gonna love me like the Devil do/ I got drunk on whisky, drunk on wine/ the Lord don't like it but the Devil don't mind/ and there ain't nobody gonna love me like the Devil do."

#satan is so clearly the least judgemental douchebag

 

Halloween is an inversion festival. If Carnivale is a-okay, so is Halloween.

 

No, seriously, that's the actual answer. People need inversion festivals; we have less riots that way. Besides, if Christians can celebrate Christmas on Winter Solstice complete with Christmas trees and holly--which are both customs we stole from earlier religions--we can celebrate the Watered-Down Samhain(TM).

Unless Tumblr decides that's--gasp--cultural appropriation.

 

Psh, everyone knows that Halloween is when the Great Pumpkin rises from the Great Pumpkin Patch to bring candy to all children (｡◕‿◕｡)

 

will you please let me culturally appropriate myself

 

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That's pedophilia

 

Also I sure goddamn hope our friend @Butch Holliday is celebrating All Hallows instead if they are such a good christian uwu

 

i wonder if catholicism, as the very first denomination, is the hipster denomination

 

#edit for size bc it turned out enormous #just say no to pumpkins kids

 

what makes you think carnivale would be ok. clearly it is also satan.

 

ALL HAIL STAN

 

:o 'cause all the churches were having a ball with it in Venice when we were there, I guess Italy's down with the devil too, rad

 

Well, yeah, Catholics, remember?

 

The Pope is just Satan with a funny hat on! THOSE VENICIANS ARE LIVING IN SIN.

 

This is how I've always felt. My RE teacher was annoyingly silent on the subject when I asked him about it. (Also about dystheism. He didn't seem to think it existed. He was a great guy and a fantastic teacher, but not very up on his Judaism, esotericism, or other shit sixteen-year-old Elph was liable to bring up during GCSE revision sessions.)

This is hand-flappingly hilarious. I made a very high-pitched noise.