shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I'd be honored! ;D

(Seriously though if you do bro leave Eclipse out of it please he does nooot like that kind of public attention :c)

Yeah because you're too disgusting to ignore!

 

and your mind IMMEDIATELY vwent to fucking me?

 

Kinda the topic at hand!

 

i vwas talking about fucking a cute girl, not you!

 

You were talking about fetishes and the other fleshling maybe I was talking about fragging in general the topics kinda coincided!

 

still aint havwing sex vwith you!

 

We have found the pan-universal truth! Neither of us will ever touch the other's fun bits!

 

And I don't think he wants you to. He just thought that what you were saying about fetishes meant you were interested in joining the mech fuckpile, and wanted to make it super clear that you can't.

 

Fine!!! You asked for it!!!

Spoiler: you're a romance novel heroine now, venture

The jet gasped, a hot wave of air released from his vents and fans alike, as strong servos, obscenely large, touched his plating. The seams loosened slightly under constant attention, exposing the wires beneath to fingers - if the fingers currently on him had been smaller, anyway. Instead, the slick warmth of a glossa touched each one, sending up sparks painfully yet somehow pumping his arousal even higher. Venture looked up at the enormous frame covering him - the flared helm, the powerful shoulders, the tank treads - and felt his optics go bright as some core programming forced him to relax in this powerful presence. When Fortress Maximus lifted his head, lips darkened with scorch marks, Venture didn't think he could move if he tried. If the massive mech wanted him, he'd have to do all the work. Which he seemed happy to do. The pleasure grew - spiraled higher and higher til Venture realized he was sparking, wailing in those strong arms, desperate to be touched at his very core - spark or otherwise, he truly didn't care. All his armor seams were obscenely loose, now, but his panels, those he would only open with permission, as Maximus had asked.

 

and that assumes i think any of them are attractivwe in any vway! pretty damn presumptuous, if you ask me.

 

You were talking about sex! And Venture has pretty good track record of people lusting over him, I think!

 

*is turned on*

 

The captains aren't the only ones with a thriving vid market :(((

 

Vid market? Of the captains? Do you robots lack actual pornstars or something?

 

so because im talking about sex it AUTOMATICALLY means i vwanna fuck evweryone??

 

... well, no, but... he got confused, okay!

 

Ugh!!! That was the opposite of the point!!! I thought it wasn't supposed to be fun when your partner cries!!! No, I take that back, I don't want to know any of it!!!

Don't ask me, I'm not interested :(((

 

Nah, but it's kinda hard t' get th' latest releases in deep space. Plus it feeds th' gossip mill, essential on a long-term mission like this one.

 

Hey, don´t knock the Captains! Have you seen what Cap Nichrome can do with his mouth?

 

Oh we have plenty. Three of them just happen to be running this ship.