shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"Relax," Ford says. "I don't do things to people without their consent in situations where it's not a matter of self-preservation, extended to family, friends, the Imperium and the multiverse. I mean, I would kill someone to stop them from killing my lovers or destroying the world, and I wouldn't care if they liked it or not, but...if Tori wanted to go, I would have to let him. But there would be epic complaining."

 

dont call me dude and a grovweling apology vwould START to make up for it.

 

Yup, it is. And yes, our porn is ethically produced, just dumbasses fragging in front of running cameras. Ask my brother, he sells it.

 

You Have Fun With That Inadvisable Brickwalling.

 

*grins* I reckon that makes you guys better than most of my dimension's porn industry.

 

The name I'll give you the grovelling I won't! Sorry for...

...what am I even supposed to be sorry for? Insulting you I guess. Sorry for insulting you there all one sentence.

 

define life

this body is a lot younger than i am

 

more grovwelling or ill nevwer forgivwe you.

 

If liking people crying made you bad, I´d be evil in mech form. As long as your partners are fine with it, don´t worry about it.

 

o////////o
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Is this the kind of stuff everyone keeps giggling about and then hiding when I come by?

 

Existence???

You're assuming your forgiveness is enticing enough to me that I'd actually do anything for it :P

 

We´re a private enterprise, not an industry, that´s the difference.

 

... I technically didn't know it was crying at the time. And I don't know what I'd have felt if I had.

 

-says nothing, is trying really hard not to giggle-

 

cap has no one shown you the adventures of Captain Steel yet
[He looks honestly insulted.]

 

It is apparently our talent where my sister and that horned woman are concerned for myself and you respectively. Complaining that is. Hearing this does calm me some though, so thank you for that.

 

Yay for organic, homegrown porn!

 

That´s a fair point.

-snort- No we don´t have any organics in there. They haven´t gotten all that kinky yet.

 

Ford shrugs. "Crying from an injury or an abuse or from grief is different from crying from emotional overload, or because someone you love makes it safe to let go of deep pain and old fear, or just because your senses are delightfully overwhelmed."

 

*laughs sheepishly* Not what I meant. It was a reference to agriculture and environmentalism, that kinda thing.