shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

vwhat?

 

...fraaaaaaaaaag

multidimensional people what are the rules for talking about the thing? [He looks around for-- Ford? Dipper? Valiska? Norm? Anyone who has more experience with the memory gun than him, this is way above his pay grade, somebody help.]

 

...yeah?..a catperson...not an earth housecat...oh.

 

... uh, don't mention the triangle or the penis.

 

vwhat thing. vwhat triangle.

 

you guys arent real great at this keeping secrets thing huh

 

Magic Aint Exactly Intuitive To A Caste Thats Been Told All Their Life They Are Too Coldblooded To Develope Psionics.

 

I'm trying my best!

So, they're too high up the spectrum to do magic?

 

no.

 

would that make me the new troll god-queen

that sounds exhausting

 

But how to explain the... zappy thing without explaining its targets?

The thing that I'm figuring out how much I'm allowed to talk about, and the triangle of secrets.

Yeah kinda dude my social circle's been two other people (both of which I'm in a relationship with) for the last four million years what do you want???

 

Except For A Select Few Douchebags Most People On Alternia Are Under The Impression That Magic Isnt Real.

This DOuchebag For Example.

 

Bruh we've been friends for a while broooo don't I count broooooooo

 

Four months vs four million years c'mon bro your name's Ratio you do the math

 

Do some magic, then!

I don't think the trolls want a god-queen.

... uh, don't explain the zappy thing. I don't know.

Why is belief in magic exclusive to douchebags there?

 

well thats a relief

that might have been work

 

this is name based oppression bro

 

But she asked and I am not actually a bag of tailpipes :C [Distressed fluttery wings look entirely different from flirty fluttery wings.]

 

Because Everyone Is A Douchebag There.

 

a valid logical argument