shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... well, then, what's the difference?

 

Your Your Your Your

Money's Or Your Life's

Your Your Your Your

(Elmer Throws Drops The Bass)

 

[the clown throws a "special" chocolate-banana cream pie at elmer's giant nose]
fuck you, monkey

 

You...

You Think I'm Tolerate Pie Clown Stink Boy You

(Elmer Clambars Across The Ground More Quick Than You Can Evan See And Punches The Clown Of Out Of Real)

 

...
[juice does not know the answer, and begins to blush, remaining silent but pouting even more angrily]

um...are you...threatening me..?
[juice appears somewhat nervous]

 

[The Clown, still flying, uses the egg timer it stole from @Eggs 's corpse.

The Clowns, now plural converge]

 

this is an egg

 

[It's back.]

 

(Elmer Pulls Out A RPG 7 And Blaws The Glown To Bits. Elmer Hands The Receiver Of The Egg A Pigne Apple)

 

does anyone need an egg

or a pineapple

 

As things begin to get quieter and more surreal, Valiska sighs. "Burlesque, everyone who wears makeup has to repaint their face after a wash. Including me. Though I usually don't sleep in makeup."

 

blech.

 

offers @Ashenmed Of LackGnowledge 1 (one) Kiss

 

*Itch's stomach growls. If that pizza doesn't get here soon she might have to settle for seafood.*

 

[One of the clowns is gibbed, but others take its place.]

 

H.O.N.K.
[I hope you guys missed the banana mortar, because the H.O.N.K. Mech is firing large quantities of bananas at Elmer, littering the rave anew.]

 

"Cronus." Valiska looks at the smelly troll. "Close your eyes and imagine the most delicious pizza you have ever eaten. Imagine the way that it smelled and tasted and looked. When you have a very clear mental image of your pizza, open your eyes and it'll be right in front of you."

She closes her eyes for a moment.

A huge sashimi platter piled with elegantly cut slices of raw fish and thinly sliced raw meat with an assortment of dipping sauces appears in front of her.

She opens her eyes and begins to eat.

 

too much vwork. vwhy dont you do it for me.

 

like, do i LOOK like the kind of person vwho spends a shitton of time obsessing ovwer vwhat im shovwing dowvn my gullet? im not evwen sure vwhat pizza TASTES like!

 

hey heres something edible

dunno if trolls know what eggs are or not but

catch