shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*She does not catch but steps out of the way of whatever is being thrown at her.*

 

*catches*

 

an egg seems a bit big for a 1 tsp cuttlefish but who am i to judge

guess the cronus gets the pineapple

catch

 

"Because I'm not your mother," Valiska says, scowling. "And amazingly, my own daughters have mastered the trick."

 

yay!!!

 

gee. i vwould nevwer havwe guessed youre not a massivwe monstrous cavwern-dvwelling ovwiparous grub thing!

 

"I have troll daughters," Valiska points out. "And one human daughter. So far. I don't know if the kits are sons or daughters yet."

 

-quietly constructs a shed in the corner. There is already a sign on it that says "KINDERGARTEN" with the Rs on backwards. How does everyone know this? Well Ave write in neocybex and apparently the rave faithfully translates the glyphs, errors included. If people keep "Oops I Accidentally A Child"-ing they will have to add a new wing to this.-

 

-Chroma not very gently shoves a stack of pizza delivery cartons in the cronuses face. It's... pretty awful pizza.-
Eat Somewhere Where I Dont Have To Hear You You Garbage Guzzling Menace.

 

Nah bro my looks and my trine are enough to validate my existence :P

Paint for us isn't supposed to come off just from maintenance cleaning unless it's specifically temp decals or whatever like seriously I like getting prettied up but if I needed a full repaint every time I washed I don't think Curls would have time to do his actual job :P

...actually. Hey @Burlesque do you just not seal your face for some reason?? Like if you want new patterns every cycle that's your call but if the upkeep on a standard layout's grinding on you there are workarounds.

 

*scandalized gasp*

 

Oh booooooy what new and exciting culture clash do we get to explore today? :D

 

Gems are made in Kindergartens.

 

Wow okay that works. [Snickering.]

It's coming through the translator as... some sort of archaic education facility for protoforms? Nothing I've ever heard of and I don't know why they'd let a newspark like Ave run it but...

 

*blushes*

It looks like Ave made it himself here, so I don't think he needed to worry about getting approval from an authority to run it.

 

*cheerfully calls over from their construction corner*
they!

 

Sorry!

 

No biggie!

 

Okay that's fair :P I've just never...

...okay more specifically at my current point in the main timeline I've never seen sparklings just decide they want to play school education was a major pain in the aft when I was learning my wings and none of us really wanted to mimic that unless we were sassing the instructors. If we count future knowledge rave shenanigans I'm like 85% sure someone on my ship will start Baby School For Babies at some point during the sparklingpocalypse :P

 

They look pretty serious about it, actually.