shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-Ave, a little tired from building project, hugs Life Support's side, yawning-

 

-he picks them up-
Look at that! It's coming along quite nicely. Do you need a break?

 

[quietly dies of cute overexposure]

 

A small one maybe! 'M not tired though.
-tired blinks-

 

-amused-
Mmhm. Well, how about we sit down and have some fuel, then? Maybe some rust sticks, too, if you want.

 

*====> Increase eating noise tenfold.*

 

Oooooh what are ruststicks like? :D

 

"We're in vehement agreement," Valiska says, amused. "I was just pointing out that I didn't think Norm was actually upset. He lives with us, and he seems to like children."

 

[Queen of Roses to Chromabug]

[Queen of Roses] Strongly advise breaking eyecontact unless you want her to think you're pitchflirting...

 

They're crystallized fuel with oxidized iron flakes in. Crunchy and flavorful. I think you'll like them, sweetspark.

-he shrugs-
You probably know him better than I do, then.

 

"When Norm is actually upset...it's pretty much over the top. Or he avoids everyone but Sunshine, Papyrus, and Dali."

 

*She is now out of shitty pizza.*

 

*holds up a book to read so as to break Itch's line of sight. The book says, in large gold letters "DON'T EVEN ASK"*

 

Ohhhh that sounds deliciousssss
Can I have some? Can I, can I, can I? :D

 

-he conjures up some rust sticks and offers one to Ave-
Don't eat them too fast - your systems are used to liquid fuel. They're a treat, not regular fuel. Come on, sit down with me.

 

-sits down and starts curiously nibbling a rust stick. followed by shoving the entire thing into their face. Mh. Delicious.-

 

-trying not to laugh-
What did I just say? Slower, sweetspark. You don't want to be sick.
-he breaks off half of one this time and hands it over-

 

But I don't wanna go slooooow. They are so yummy.
-they take the half ruststick and do their best to not shove it in their mouth in one go. They don't particularly succeed though.-

 

-his optics crinkle at the corners as he smiles-
Here, then.
-he breaks the rust sticks into bite-sized pieces and hands them to Ave one at a time-

 

*The teal cocoon, after dangling from the conveniently located stalactite for a few days, begins to shake.*