Halloween is evil

Probably, yeah! The big thing here is... well, any time you get a big drunken party, especially at night, there's probably going to be riots.

 

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Will in time both outpace and outlive you.

Hail Satan!
Hail Satan tonight!
Hail Satan!
Hail! Hail!

 

This is the funniest thread I've read in a very long time

 

aww @Butch Holliday aren't you comin back to join the fun? i wanted to have an illuminating discussion about how everything is a satanic conspiracy. (especially disney! stan lee is a satanist, prime ministers and world leaders have formed a secret satanic society in california that was infiltrated by a guy with a camera, and people are being conditioned get biometric implants by watching movies like suicide squad, dontcha know)

don't you care about the truth anymore fam? :(

#ftr that's all stuff my dad just told me rn #wake me up inside

 

irrefutable proof that kinstugi.seebs.net has ties to the illuminati

"kintsugi" is a process of putting gold in the cracks of broken pottery. in the middle are two letters, ts, and there are groups of three letters on either side of them. two groups of three letters! 2x3=6! and who would offer us gold but the literal devil who loves false wealth?

"seebs" when translated to the greek then translated back to hebrew and added up with numbers and math, always equals 6! coincidence? i think not. trust me, i'm a linguist.

"net" also has three letters and there's two periods in the url so 2x3 is also 6

thus we have 666: the number of the beast

seebs calls himself a dictator and he wouldn't want you to find out the real truth behind the ""real"" seebs!!!!!!!!!! don't let him get away with this!

 

Last night, I saw seebs sacrificing a goat! To... the Great Demon! Then he howled. Loudly. He was carrying on about how much he wanted to do... demony things. I tell you, that seebs must be an abomination or something!

 

@cyborgism EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

 

@wixbloom and @Phorid Kalast you're doing god's work! don't let them silence you! who knows how many others have proof of the atrocities seebs has committed whilst we were unaware

 

sorry, seebs, they managed to slip by me even though i promised not to let anyone through
please dont make me the next sacrifice, or i'll end up with overdue books

 

i am encouraging you to make a evangelical church lady subbacount. please. it would be so much fun

 

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ha, so you admit there is a conspiracy! i bet you can't prove that "seebs" isn't just satan in a fancy trenchcoat

 

Only if they can commit to it, though. This wishy washy attempting to start controversy and running away when it doesn't go as planned is making me embarrassed for them.

 

or two satans in a fancy trenchcoat!!!!!!

 

THE FUCK DOES HE THINK I DID?

 

If I didn't think I'd lose interest as quickly as our friend Butch, I'd be making a subaccount right now. :(

 

I CAN'T WEAR TRENCHCOATS BECAUSE THEY DON'T FIT OVER MY WINGS.

 

@Satan nice try. you're a seebs sockpuppet, aren't you