Halloween is evil

Obviously the solution is to wear a trenchcoat over each wing! Instead of being a guy, you can be a whole group of people.

Kinda like a guy and his hundred sockpuppets!!! BUSTED

 

I can't believe you're breaking up with me like this, and over text! And there were others????!???

But I-- I-- I thought what we had was special *sobs*

 

Was I not fancy enough for you Satan-kun

 

leaked photo of @Satan in his own home shows that he doesn't have wings and is thus capable of wearing a trenchcoat. the truth is out there

 

dox the devil

 

Jesus we're devolving into the SPR

 

ehhhh
I saw the original spr
this is nothing.

 

Come to the real spr, we have a wholesome kindergarten now :P

 

That what happens when deities and random troll go around creating life without thinking. Babies are for life, not just for christmas!

 

That is true! We also have a bar, a coffee bar and constantly wet victorian ghost

 

And mis!

 

bow-chicka-bow-wow

 

"Excuse me, I am a married man, if my widow hears of this...!"

 

:* does anyone want a kiss :*

 

THAT'S THAT DOUCHE BAPHOMET WHO KEEPS SAYING HE'S ME.

Spoiler: SELFIE

SEE. WINGS.

 

@Satan why do u have wings in ur armpits

and six tiddies

 

BECAUSE.

 

congratulations you doxxed yourself

 

I AM SATAN, THE ADVERSARY. I AM UNCONCERNED WITH DOXXING.

 

So back on to the most important topic brought up in this thread, i.e. candy, today I learned two things:

1: Laffy Taffy has a flavor called "Pumpkin Donut". Not Pumpkin, not Pumpkin Spice, but Pumpkin Donut.
2: It tastes awful. Not surprising that it does taste bad, but I didn't expect it to taste as bad as it did. I was shocked and dismayed. Fortunately, the Laffy Taffy on offer were the "fun size" versions, so I only had to suffer through a small portion. But seriously, the joke on the wrapper was better than the candy, and that's not a good sign.