shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Well, yes. They're two different people - or at least, they probably would be, if God is real.

And who was recognized as Satan by one of the eldritch in here!

 

this is literally the hottest thing thats evwer happened to me.

 

If our gods exist, I would assume the gods of every other species exist too. 'Satan' and Primus would have the same degree of power, yes?

 

Maybe. Satan has a bit less power than God god, I think. Though that might just be Christians being stubborn about being monotheistic.

 

Isn't this all a bit foolish to get worked up over? Especially with this argument? If their god is real, why can yours not be in some part of reality. And what does it matter if a god exists here? Only this 'satan' is here, it isn't like The Maker himself is here to judge your hairstyle.

 

DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH THAT DOUCHEBAG LUCIFER.

 

Eugh. Belief systems. I believe I am getting the human 'hives' now.

 

thats racist

not all eldritch creatures from beyond reality know each other you know

 

*Papa Cuttle glubs in agreement.*

 

The humans' God is not mine!

So, you're Satan, but not Lucifer? How exactly does that work?

*sigh* Yeah. I know shit about them but that doesn't mean I believe in them or even like them.

So, you didn't recognize him?

 

Now I have even less understanding as to why it matters, but I suppose I was destined to have strange trips in dreams when I take a quick nap after attending a party.

 

i did but thats not the point

 

Well, Satan and gods existing... that changes the consequences for things. 'Cause if they exist, they can send you to Hell or Heaven and affect your life on Earth, you know... if they exist, they can force you to play by their rules and punish you if you refuse. And that's important, even when I disagree with them. Changes how I look at the world, even if I don't want it to, and changes what choices I believe are the most strategically advantageous and stuff.

*sighs* Yeah, I guess it isn't.

 

just kick em in the soft parts!

 

I AM SATAN, TEMPTER AND ACCUSER. I SERVE THE LAW. THAT GUY FUCKED OFF TO THE EXPANSE SCREAMING "YOLO" LIKE A JACKASS AND KEEPS YELLING ABOUT HOW WE'RE "OPPRESSING HIM" AND "INFRINGING ON HIS RIGHTS." WHAT A TOOL.

 

I don't know if they have soft parts! And I don't think it'd do shit if I did!

Huh. So, he doesn't do anything important, then?

 

kick their FACES then. jeez, youre not that creativwe, are you??

 

Again, I don't think that'll be very effective!

 

I punched a god once. It was very effective, actually.

...Two. I punched two gods. I'm aiming for three, honestly.

 

I feel like it was, at some point, explained to me that each being in this not-fade is from a different universe as it were. Which, one could assume to mean that this Satan may not be the Satan you are thinking of. Though I don't know what this 'hell' you're talking about, everyone goes to the bosom of The Maker. Any god claiming to send someone to a 'bad' place for 'bad' decisions isn't a true one.

Blah blah should have been a Chantry sister blah blah Andraste's Herald has a nice ass.