shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Tricky or divine? Either way, they're both by turns, and often on their worst behavior for strangers. I love my children, but they're certainly not for everyone.

 

Ah, no! No that's not the case. At least I hope it's not the case. I'd love for it not to be the case when I find my way back home. It's just mine. Or not just mine, I suppose. If we're being really accurate.

-oh this is awkward let's just go to the other elf now. LOOKS AT LAVELLAN INSTEAD but not at them really. what is eye contact???-

Sabrae. I was from Clan Sabrae before the everyone dying part. I tried not to, I swear. We all did. But everything just went to shit. Like a friend of mine might say. Is yours gone too? That way, I mean.

That does sound very frustrating, yes. Have you tried one of those, oh what are they. Dream journals? Yes. Varric's talked about them before. Or at least I think it was Varric.

 

do you mean @Satan or someone else

 

don't vagueblog about demons

 

I do know him, though I am lucky that he hasn't found out about my deep dark secrets yet or he might run away into the hills never to be seen or heard from again.

Mostly tricky, but that also makes sense. I have little patience for things that are trickier than I am.

Varric? I've been drinking with a Varric! Is your Varric the married-to-his-crossbow Varric or are there other Varrics in Thedas?

Satan is a demon? No, I was talking about that one creature whom has a phallus based wardrobe.

 

Just try not to unleash the Blight on us all while you're here and I think we could forgive you. I'll remember that about the demons, though. It's... different here.

[He rubs at his face again.]

Well, assuming that this space operates like the Fade, it wouldn't be too unreasonable for it to have no restrictions on linear time. The Fade doesn't, not always. And if it doesn't have restrictions on time, I suppose it wouldn't be unreasonable for it to... merge timespaces together, maybe? I'm coming up with this by the seat of my pants, mind you, so I can't verify it at all. But Solas was able to meet me in the Fade, and now Dorian is my Dorian, but not your Dorian, perhaps? Or maybe he is?

I'm not certain. But I do know that somewhere around six years ago, I was at the Conclave when it exploded, and I woke up with a mark on my hand like yours. And I can assume that, some time past, you did the same. So somewhere here our paths have crossed, when they would rather be like two tributaries from a single river.

I think. I can't say for certain. You might be a spirit. I might be a spirit. I don't think I'm a spirit, but I've fooled myself before.

All gone to shit because of a mistake I made? Yes, I think that's an apt way to put it. I am sorry about the loss of your clan though. My Keeper had good things to say of them.

...It was humans, in my case, but very frightened, very hurt humans. And much as I might like to hold it against them, I can't, really. Not while knowing why it happened.

 

That would be my Varric yes. Or not my Varric really. You do get the idea though. Is he ok then?

It was me in mine.

 

i AM a little children!

 

@Helios Lavellan Oh, I see. He does look quite like my Dorian, but, ah. A little bit older? Sorry, Dorian.

(She does a double-take and barely stops herself from staring at @Merrill wide-eyed.) Did you say Sabrae.

 

You certainly behave like one.

 

-looks awkwardly in berit's direction-

...I did, yes. Why?

 

YEAH, THAT'S JUST RUDE.

OH HELL NO. HE'S HERE TOO?

 

im six!

*She doesn't particularly feel six. But she's pretty sure she was six when she died.*

 

what happened to being an adult who can make her own decisions

 

Six?

 

I'll try, but you know me I could trip over some rather ugly draperies and summon one of the darkspawn blighters. And yes, it is very different here. Unsettling I think.

Last I heard he was doing well, working on reconstruction in Kirkwall I think?

Well, if it helps I do not recognize you beyond the mark on your hand. However as to my appearance I have heard I am much like a good wine, little more than spite and vinegar that evens out to a wonderful refined drink.

 

Are you Merrill?

(Unexpectedly, she breaks into a smile. She wasn't with Clan Lavellan when Clan Sabrae were killed; she only heard of it later, and through a filter of-)

You should hear Varric talk about you.

 

Six what? Months, decades, centuries? Or the myriad other units of time people use. Is there a unit meant for calculating long times not based on the revolution of a planet around a star yet? I feel there should be.

 

You have no grounds for insulting the leader of our glorious revolution, lapdog of YHVH!

YHVH is a malignant narcissist. his law is ill-fitting, and ought to be replaced with the rule of chaos.

The success of Lucifer's revolution is already in the works. Why are we to suffer under His hubris, simply for being demons? The sacrifice of Aleph shall not be in vain.

Besides, our alliance with the Demi-fiend is sure to tip the scales in the favor of chaos. Gwahahahaha!

 

vwhat.

yeah, six.