shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

@Teal Grub

*wipes a tear from his eye* They grow up so fast.

 

Ford sighs. He can't tell if the kid is sleepy or depressed or just not hungry.

 

A toast: to the child and his pillow. May they be together as long as the sun shall shine.

 

*The teal wiggler has fallen asleep still clinging to the pillow, drooling lightly.*

 

right! nowv that the nubby little attention-hog is passed out, vwe can focus on more important things. like me. lets focus on me.

 

I don't think it'd work out that well for you if we did, kid.

 

HA. explain to me howv people not ignoring me could NOT vwork out vwell.

 

You're not very likeable.

 

and theres a pretty good chance that if i stood too close to you youd disappear so i mean

 

showv me vwhere i said i vwanted people to like me, pal.

 

So, you don't care what kind of attention you get, long as you get some?

That explains a lot.

 

and people are finicky stupid fucks, so its VWAY easier to piss em off!

 

Are you sure that's not you you're thinking of?

 

howv am i finicky??

 

You're definitely stupid.

And you know what, I'm gonna shut up now, since it seems that I'm just giving you what you want.

 

vwhos the stupid one NOWV, hotshot.

 

*turns his back on itch*

 

*The back of Norm's head is quickly pelted with whatever she can find on the ground.*

 

*tries to ignore it*

*eventually fails*

Hey!

 

*Snicker.*