Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>He was bribed by mages to murder someone with a goat he then sacrificed

 

i wish that was an option

 

murdering someone WITH a goat reminds me of this

 

>He's been sacrificing goats.

 

Check: Bluff -> Success, somehow

 

To the Gallows!
















>_?

 

>(Write in Conrad's name.)

 

Damn, Varrick, truth bomb.

 

(I mean, Varric's not wrong.)

>Write in Conrad's name

 

Can I also note, in the continued spirit of how nobody ever notices Hawke practically wandering around with "I AM AN APOSTATE" on a sign around her neck, how amusing it is that Drunk Templar Guy completely failed to notice that two of the people contributing this hot tip were carrying mage staves?

 

Oh man this is solid gold so far I love it

 

>(Write in Conrad's name.)






hey buddy!



>I'll do it.





I already had the varterral and the tattoo ink! So that's convenient. Anyway, let's go talk to Mistress Selby.

 

I've never understood how this area transition works. Did we take a boat from the Gallows??

 

She's not a slave! I pay her! She works for us!

... oh you mean Fenris, don't you, Damn it, mom.

 

Love your new avatar!

 

Thanks wix! <3

We've got a couple quests lined up on the Wounded Coast, so I took the Ladies Night party out for a stroll.





Aww?

Aww.

 

Two assassins is too many assassins!!!

Is this the plant we're looking for? (No.)

aw NICE who wants to get CRUNK (a better writer than I will have to fill in drunkbanter for these guys.)



...

Is this the plant? (No.)

 

That's why you gotta do the helmet-on-a-stick thing.





>You know her, Aveline?




(green/purple/red)
>_?

 

>I was just taking a stroll.

 

...I want to answer green but I also want to see how "I was taking a stroll" could possible turn sass. Agh.

...purple.