shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

do you honestly think you cant owvn slavwes vwithout fucking them.

 

... well, I wish someone had told some of my masters that.

 

I doubt the Korcari Wilds would be agreeable to that. They're full to the brim with witches, you know.

 

You're excused.

Just remember when your disappointment in me becomes overwhelming: you saved that Genji kid. So, you could even hazard to think it's a me thing.

It's not. I blame Jack, personally.

 

Even better! Maybe they'll help me carve a better hand, Sera keeps making fun of my arm and trying to put a bow of all things on it. A witchy hand. Made by witches.

 

I was quite put out, I remember. Even death wasn't an escape from hell. But they needed it for their propaganda broadcasts. Look at the war hero, not even death will stop her, she is so dedicated to her country and people.

Less so now. It is what it is. I have a job, someone I love, some good friends, and the time to make amends for what I have done.

 

Nope! No, you are incorrect sir.

'Wilds'.
Absolutely not.

 

Just absolutely full up with witches. They have to scramble to find eerie cottages and tree-houses that haven't already got five other mysterious women living in them, all crammed together.

:P

 

You blame Jack for everything. Including stuff that wasn't him.

 

How do you know it wasn't him?

 

evwen if i vwas into snivweling lowvbloods in chains and filthy rags, do you really think id be the one deferring to them.

 

Who knows what kinks you have?

 

I think that my house, at least, isn't eerie. It's just a cute little home under the sea.

 

...that's...very messed up

 

Because he told us so?

... I see your point. Though Jack had bosses and they made decisions that he couldn't overturn.

 

*offers hug*

 

*is surprised*

*accepts hug*

 

You know the witches thing doesn't even bother me, it's the cold and the wilds part I have an issue with.

 

howv is NOT fucking your trollian cargo messed up.

 

He could have listened. Mostly I blame him for the whole body situation, especially so since he just had the face thing. How dare he.

Fuck him. Blackwatch taught me things.