shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

at the very least i couldn't imagine him being a particularly good dom...i could imagine him trying though...

 

"Sadly, that would also be a violation of other people's free will."

Valiska leans her head against Ford's shoulder and giggles.

"Dualscar," she says, "you really don't have what it takes to engender submissive fantasies."

 

"Maybe not, but I assure you that I don't have a problem with that."

"Lise is right about why we shouldn't, though." Ford sighs, and grins at Juice. "I could imagine him trying, too, but I absolutely don't want to!"

 

And I thought Bull was a bit risque. This is a fascinating dreamspace, isn't it?

 

*nods* Yeah, she is. Even assholes deserve the right to their own brains.

 

my sex life isnt any of your business.

 

I could call you mistress, that's how this works is it not? I call you Mistress and you boss me around then... I don't know, perhaps we talk battle tactics with our tongues.

 

"For which I'm incredibly grateful," Valiska says. "Nonetheless, I have opinions on many things that are none of my business. That's just part of being a catte."

 

Oh, Dorian, I'm dreadfully sorry, I didn't know I would be bringing up a sore subject. What a tragic curse.

(considering) I don't know, Bull got quite a bit more risqué than this with me.

 

is it too much to ask to NOT havwe my sexual preferences speculated about by complete strangers.

 

Oh no, please, anything but that. That's worse than being called "Inquisitor" in bed. Or Herald. [He shudders dramatically.]

Oh? Do tell, Lady Berit, I am all ears. Did you, perchance, ride the Bull at some point? [He grins and winks.]

 

Hmmm, I think I do like those better though. The pun possibilities.

 

You should come back when my crew is stopping by here. There is a terrible amount of gossip about me. Absolutely terrible.
-she does not seem to actually find this gossip terrible at all-

 

Absolutely not.

Oh, I can already imagine. If I never have to listen to a noblewoman mock my personal life behind my back again, it will be too soon.

 

(i bet hes got a lusus kink.)

 

Poor Capt´n, everyone talkin about ya behind yer back. -she is grinning-

 

*sighs* And it seems the Cronii are teaming up... wonderful...

 

teaming up vwith vwho??

 

Each other.