shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I found out later that my gunner and loader were already planning what they might do if I turned out to be the upper-class twit they feared I might be. Luckily for everyone, it turned out not to be necessary. I learned quickly.

 

vwhere?

 

But your Inquisitorial Spear

 

... nevermind.

 

HERALD.. oh, god. No, thank you.

(She seems to regret her daring foray into hinting at her sex life, and answers by making a face that is a strange cross between "aw yeah" and embarrassment.)

edit: whoops wrong account

 

vwhaaat, cmon, tell me. i vwanna see. maybe theyll start making out.

 

The gossip is always about jealousy. Believe me.
That or they are just impressed.

Oh yes, they should talk about me in front of me so I can hear it and be properly, ah, appreciative fo their opinions.
-innocent smile-

 

*laughs* I highly doubt that.

 

Dorian, this hurts me. In my soul.

Or fear, spite, or hatred of what I am and represent. I'm aware. It doesn't make it anymore pleasant to deal with, especially when any suggestion of tossing them off the battlements is met with a lecture about decorum.

I ought have tossed them anyways.

 

"Well, what do you know? It worked." Valiska laughs.

 

Okay but do The Adventures count as gossip or slander or advertisement

 

youre vwelcome!

 

also do public fantasies count as gossip? :P

 

Is that a threat Capt´n?

 

Oh well I can't have that, I just suppose we have it spicy enough already then.

 

Fear, spite and hatred fall under impressed or jealous in most cases.
I personally find defenestration quite the tame response. I prefer threatening bloody murder with explosives or acid.

 

They are flattering, that is for sure.

oh absolutely. Please share with the class, Venture.

No that's me begging.
-wink-

 

An dats why we love you Cap´tn.

-snortlaughs-

 

The proportion of junior officers who were complete idiots was always useful. The crews knew if they got rid of me, they'd likely get worse. I didn't need any threats.

 

Aww I love you too, Nurse.
-giggles-