Puns?

The Summer of Steven was fun, lots of good new episodes. But it's over, isn't it?

 

a clever MtG card:

Spoiler: cw broken skeleton with vines

 

At first I thought that was from the joke MtG set but it's not. That's a legit ability, though it's hard to understand why it is haha.

Speaking of the MtG joke set though


Tap it.

 

Spoiler: stop my gf from making puns i'm trying to watch david attenborough

I was watching a bird documentary with @increasinglyCoherent, and we were learning that hornbills nest by finding a hollow cavity in a tree...and then the female essentially bricks herself inside with a mixture of chewed wood and droppings.

"...Looks like a bit of a shithole."

Someone please stop her

 

saw the username for an overconfident vampire on dreamwidth:

veinglory

 

Vampire puns are always something I can sink my teeth into.

 

Two mildly unoriginal ones:

A figurine of Oprah Winfrey made of soap

And an opera hall named "Winfrey".

 

What's the one Pokemon you can wear?

Abra.

 

Spoiler: clue

feeling sad? have a dog

Spoiler: answer

melon collie

melancholy

 

i regret to say i understood that immediately

and by regret, i mean not in the slightest.

 

Spoiler: image

 

I don't know how I haven't participated in this thread before. I love puns so much.
Also a valiant medieval warrior who jumps a lot needs his good night's sleep.

Spoiler: explanation

good night's sleep
good knight's sleep
good knight's leap

 

Spoiler: What do an irate swordsperson and their sword have in common?

They're both tempered.

 

The spoiler label cuts off part of the joke, kite.

 

Dude, now I almost want to vote against you just because you made me read that phrase.

 

Spoiler: image