shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"That is what your friends Scratch and Slick call you, and if I addressed you as Cronus, it would confuse everyone else who uses that name." Valiska shrugs. "Pick something else we can use to mean you in specific."

 

No nonono D: We don't start fights! Well okay Rust does sometimes because he's got bolts for brains but not killing fights! We're too squishy still!

Spoiler: Manners are important!

 

okay. Okay that's a relieve.
-cuddles Bit a whole lot. Fights are bad but sometimes necessary, probably. That doesn't mean they won't protect their friend from the fighting if possible. By way of hugs.-

 

... That is one way to phrase it, yes.

Possibly lower the value. You might want to consider selling it if it doesn't otherwise carry sentimental value.
Or trade it for pragmatism, I've seen that too.

 

i dont knowv vwho either of those are, so they clearly cant be my friends. call me, i dunno, 'really really hot'. RRH for short!

 

Jame grins. "I became a professional criminal a while back. It always amuses people that I asked a priest for permission first. He didn't grant it but our God did, so ..."

 

(Apostasia laughs)
Now that is a story I'd like to hear!

 

evwery time something like this happens, im going to showv up vwith a vwithering glare and a vwengeful quote.

 

Well! Then they were jerks! And should step in something groos >:X

 

Luckily, they're pretty much all dead by now, it was two wars and ten million years ago.
And yes, I managed to personally and independently confirm most of those deaths. Not that it would've helped with mechs of Sentinel Prime's type, but those are, thankfully, not that prevalent...

 

"I was new in the great city of Tai-tastigon and came across some men attacking an old man so I drove them off. He told me his name was Penari and he had work for me, if I were interested. So I talk about this with people in the inn and find out that he's a Master in the Thieves' Guild, of great reputation for skill but also for being cantankerous and weird. And that being a thief is not considered that bad an occupation there. Just don't get caught. So I'm stuck. I need something to do in the city to pay my way, but I couldn't tell if it were in accordance to the Law of my people's religion. So I went and asked. The priest insulted me, threatened me and attempted to chase me off, but suddenly the God-voice spoke and It told me that as long as I didn't steal from my own people it was Lawful. The priest told me to go, and since I didn't like his attitude I did. That's about it. So Penari took me on as an apprentice and I was elevated to Journeyman later in the year once he thought I was trained enough." She shrugs. "I was good at it, but I only stole from the very rich who wouldn't be hurt."

 

:c wouldn't it have been better if they learned to be nicer instead?

 

That must have stung, if you as a priest get a message from your god going "Well actually..." in the presence of other people.
Sounds like you put a good deal of work and honour into it. (Apostasia nods)
And yes, the first law. Don't get caught.

Theoretically? Yes. But try to talk reason into an old crusty glitch with a stick up his tailpipe who wants to feel superior to other people and gets off on considering other people as lesser just because they got a different type of altmode....

 

Well, yeah, that does make sense but... it doesn't really have anything to do with subjectivity. The facts were objective before and they're still objective now - they just got changed with effort and politics and concrete work from what they were before to what they are now.

 

the truth was 'you vwould havwe to pay money for killing your girlfriend'! nowv it ISNT the truth. pretty simple, stupid!

 

What the fuck, Cronus. Seriously. What the fuck.

That wasn't what he said at all.

 

yeah it is.

 

"In need of medical attention" is by definition "not dead".

 

RO8OT medical attention.

 

*picks up a mic*

Number one: he didn't try to kill her. It was an accident, 'cause they're different species and he didn't know that one thing about her species yet.

Number two: she didn't die.

Number three: He had to pay money to get her medical attention, not as a punishment for murder.

*drops the mic*