shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

...well, yes, I suppose if there's some species somewhere with a secondary life cycle after they've died, they might conceivably need medical attention after their first death.

I have yet to run into such a species.

 

please be gentle with microphones, we are delicate equipment

 

M-maybe if we made it a song?
Songs are easier to learn with...

 

you can just cut off the head and attach it to a newv body!

 

How do you determine if something is objectively true or simply your personal perspective?

 

What is a microphone? Something small, I'm assuming.

 

That's Time Lords. And far as we all know, they're fictional.

(And they regenerate twelve times instead of one.)

*confused* You're a microphone?

 

one, you can kill someone vwithout trying.

tvwo, you didnt SAY she didnt die.

three, same difference.

 

[Gess turns into a microphone long enough for Helios to get a good look, then back to root mode. She's too attached to optical sensors to stay blind for long!]

Yes =]

 

Oh! Some kind of mechanical thing, then? Thank you for showing me.

 

...in what species is this possible? Certainly not transformers, unless some other planet's made significant medical advances I'm unaware of.

 

Number one: yeah, but it being an accident is significantly different from it being murder, morally speaking. Not that you know anything about morals.

Number two: Ford actually made that pretty clear, when he said she needed medical attention.

Number three: payment for medical attention and punishment for killing people are two different things.

Oh.

 

...I'm mechanoid, yes??? Thought this was obvious.

Microphone-- amplifies sound, records in some cases. Nonsapients normally need speakers, I think? But I have my own, it stays internal while I'm in alt. [She raps her knuckles against her black ventral panelling, careful to avoid actually touching the cone of her speaker.]

 

im an unprofessional criminal

i have

 

trolls. they can also do it vwith the vwhole body, if the souls stuck around.

one: didnt say it vwas murder! you put vwords in my mouth.
tvwo: vwhat part of 'you can havwe medical attention after youre already dead so you can stop 8EING dead' do you not understand.
three: no theyre not.

 

The other, er, mechanoid I've seen transform had a cat shape, so I perhaps assumed too much there. But this is all achieved with just... mechanics? There are certain crystal forms that you can spell to record and replay, but I hadn't realized you could do the same with machines.

 

...unsure what this is meant to signify. Clarification possible? (If it's about not realizing, don't worry, it's difficult even for us to tell someone's alt by their kibble unless it's something terribly obvious like a flier's wings.)

 

Number one: it sounded like you were judging Ford for doing it, so I assumed you thought it was murder.

Number two: that is not a thing.

Number three: yes, they are.

Not realizing, yeah.

 

Cutest microphone ever.
*he offers a hand for taking if she wants it.*

 

that is TOO a thing!