shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*Itch loudly considers pissing on the wall.*

 

*Itch flips off the..........weird dog thing. All four legged animals are weird dog things.*

 

*walls don't have eyebrows, but you get the distinct sense that one's being raised. perhaps Itch should consider how much walls care about waste fluids.*

 

(ill do it, dont test me!)

 

"Always," Valiska says. "I would always rather hug either one of you, let alone both, than argue with anyone."

 

Cordelia doesn't know what that hand gesture means.

The fishtroll is obviously crazy.

 

(hey, howv about vwe DONT piss on vwalls, like mature adults. thats an idea.)

 

(shut up, freak! no one asked your opinion. go back to being vweird FAR AVWAY from me.)

 

*It's just a wall. Existing. How is this 'testing?'*

 

(fine. make yourself look like an idiot. not like this isnt exactly vwhat vwould havwe happened if you HADNT been brainvwashed and ripped avway from evwerything you knewv and cared about, i guess.)

 

*She feels personally attacked by the wall's......walliness.*

 

"Absolutely," says Ford.

 

"You would not believe," Jame says dryly, "how many volumes of Law I learned, so as to never misstep. And I learned how pointless that was. Good people were killed on the Law's sharp edges, while the wicked turned its blade to their own purposes. True honor is in the heart, in the work, not in the minutia. I still follow the Law except where I think it's wrong, though, because I am Kencyr and they are our customs."

 

...I don't follow. Is the trollish secondary life cycle mechanoid? How does that transition work?

...this is that "gendered pronouns" thing again, isn't it? My most sincere apologies, I'm still getting used to this concept.

 

*Quiet hissing. He had to bring that up again, didn't he.*

 

the wall hasn't done...anything...to you...y'know?

 

you die, and if you die in a vway that isnt brain related, they chop off your head and stick it on a robot body.

MORRRR-ONNNNN.

it sassed me!

 

walls are rarely known for their sassiness

 

(and vwhere exactly havwe you been for the past tvwo vweeks or so.)

 

avway from you. vwith better, more responsible people. enjoy your lonliness, you navwelgazer.