that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

This video

 

so like, people say "boop the snoot" instead of "boop the snout"

and i was like "boop the pup" but that should become "boop the poop"

friends. do not boop poop.

 

I've been thinking of this for a week and just silently cackling to myself, and tonight i finally made it

 

"this is how a fish walks if he's British"

 

BLACK SWANS HAVE GOTH RUFFLES

 

JUST REMEMBER THAT FOOD IS NOT REAL

 

(Skelitor voice) "Draw me like one of your living girls! Nyeh!"

 

british + a fish, can confirm,

 

putting this here so people can see it without having to deal with my ventthread

fanedit by me, original Pictures For Sad Children strip by John Campbell

 

the very last panel is my absolute fave

ok I don't think I can embed this since it's tumblr-hosted but: Russians

additionally, today's Oglaf update

 

PIZZA-FLAVORED PIZZA!!!!!!!

This subreddit in general is just. Oh my lord. Oh my lord. The mockery

 

::is dead::

 

"tiddy bress" kills me every time

 

I had that AUGH-screaming cat as an avatar on something (?) for a long time, I'd forgotten!

 

'In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king'
[one-eyed OC deliberately lets blind OC walk into a lamppost]

 

"Jewish Battery"

 

In high school (2007-2011 for context) two of my friends thought pr0n meant the same thing as pwn.

 

I was just reminded this exists