Out of context quotes thread

...now I know that if I had the ability to travel in time we would find out that the thylacines disappeared because I stole them so that they wouldn't all die, and am living in the future where they and I will never ever die of old age...

 

Spoiler: NSFW

 

On 10/21/16, at 7:13 PM, A LITERAL FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE wrote:
> that implies burgerpants has to dance

 

On 10/21/16, at 7:35 PM, A LITERAL FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE wrote:
> HOW DOES A ROBOT IMPREGNATE A DEPRESSED CAT, AARON.

 

DM: .....roll for stabbing with a blunt instrument
Player: [gets a 90 on the 1-100 low-good roll]
DM: It works probably pretty predictably for trying to stab something with a blunt instrument.

 

Me: Is the bad guy Lenin?
Moirail: ...A bad guy is Lenin.

 

[10:10:21 PM] @Carnivorous Moogle : it's what wolf furiet's middle left nipple tassel would want,,,,

 

Ilmatar Nordwind: does the singing do anything
Ilmatar Nordwind: do the butterflies finally recognize me for the disney princess i am inside

@Moss : (imagine if you could kidnap like 80 salamanders)

@Wiwaxia (GM): grappling plank, clearly

Ilmatar Nordwind: bI: something something coal i think
Ilmatar Nordwind: bI: coals are magic enough to counteract the bad magic of iron

whimsy: wiiiiiiii
whimsy: can i captchalogue water

 

...well, can you captchalogue water?

 

@Wiwaxia (GM): you know, i think just captchaloguing a mass of water straight up has more potential for shenanigans and hilarious disaster, so yes

 

==> Lapis: Captchalogue the entire ocean

 

"See this? This is the bottle of PAIN."

 

Spoiler: PROOF OF MAGNIFICENCE

 

beautiful

 

"way to describe it
yaoi ftw
i am a living yaoi
i am the gay"

 

"man I love the idea of just showing up at a bank every few minutes and dumping 22 lizards on them" - @bunnies!

 

Spoiler: quote itself is not nsfw, but is from 18+ kintsugi section