shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i could take my shirt off!

 

I am beginning to think you don't have any useful or understandable logic to share at all, Mr. Apparent Troll.

 

Visual input is no use if you can't explain it to others! Please use your words! =]

Shhhh I want to see how long it takes her to get frustrated.

 

im not a mr.

 

I am beginning to think you don't have any useful or understandable logic to share at all, Ms. Apparent Troll.

 

no, but im single.

*She flutters her eyelashes.*

 

Well you are a single "troll", yes. I'm not sure why that's important.

 

"Single" as in "romantically available," I believe. And considering this Cronus's craving for attention, I can see why she'd believe such information relevant.

 

...maybe that would be true if you had better hygiene...but you're just smelly and gross as you are now...sorry

 

its called musk and girls lovwe it!

 

...my boyf has musk...it smells nice...thick...but not overwhelming...at the same time...

you...you just have the overwhelming stench of sewage...

it smells offensive and repulsive...any musk you might have is obfuscated...by the smell of decay

 

i said GIRLS lovwe it. you vwouldnt knowv vwhat GIRLS like. i think i knowv vwhat im doing here!

 

I identify as feminine, and have no particular attraction to the scent this Cronus produces. Organic waste is rarely pleasant.

 

you dont count!

 

yeah...i may not be a girl, but...

...my biology isn't something i really wanna explain to you...i'm not comf with talking about it...

 

Why not?

Original statement:

I am a girl. I do not love it. Therefore, statement is flawed. Amend or retract.

 

see, biology, exactly. youre not evwen a troll. vwevwe got different standards.

 

...that does the exact opposite of help your argument..?

 

Take a fucking sho+wer, Ampo+ra.

 

only if youre in there too.