shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Well so does my blood.

 

It was make-believe play. I thought Shonen Bat was cool.
He sought the truth. The original lie. The source.

 

d̺͖͙̹̱͒ͤ́ͩ̌on̹̼̲͉̔̓ͬͭ͂ͣt̗̣̘͒̉̀͂̈̎ͩ ̜̅̽e̜̅̽͐̃͋v͖͓̪̜̏͑̿e͕̗n̽̆ͤ̌ ̦̼ͦͪ̃̈ͤ́ͮt̪̻͌ͯ̆ͯ͐ͯh̖̹͔i̹̻̟̺̣͂̄n̑̄͗ͥk͚̭̞̟͊ ͇̫̣͕̖̽ͬͦ̇͛̈́͒a͓̣̩̜̻͌̀̅̚bo̗̦͔̊͑u̝͍̙̱̙͓ͦ͑͛ͪ͂̎ͤṱ̹͎͎̩̜ ͉̟͙̜̯̦̖ͥ̆ͭ̔̚i̪͊̉̐͒̍ͬ̉t̠̭̞̭̫̱̞͗ͭ̔̎͌͛

 

(yes.)

 

I do not need to, Marcus does. I came into existence as a result of the people's will. I assault those who are cornered and stressed to relieve them of their problems. I only purify those who want to die, are about to die, or deserve to die.

 

This is certainly a mindset I find most agreeable. Such a shame it is that you remain only a figment of society's fancies. I feel like we'd make good partners...No, great. Great, great, great, great, great...

 

So you further distress those already in distress. Congratulations. Pray tell me, how do you judge someone's deeds deserving of death?

 

I only do it because people want me to, because it gives them an easy way out from their problems. Everyone I hit feels better afterwards, more relaxed. Why would I need to judge anyone?

 

I'm gonna be honest, you trying to do anything to me because of my depression might end poorly for you. If I want to die, I've got ample fucking opportunity.

[He looks deeply unamused.]

 

The most awkward thing ever is that Soundwave is very apt at not acknowledging things he most certainly is aware of but you are still aware he has to know.
[embarrassed robot is embarrassed]

That's it I'm exploding our entire universe it's clear that there's nothing in it worth saving anyway.

 

[Zacharie watches. His stare is unreadable because of his frog mask but somehow you get the feeling he is disapproving anyway.]

 

-paps her right in the face-

 

Whoa hey no we live in that no exploding it not all of us have death wishes cap

 

-weak angry/distressed flailing-

 

=[

 

you put that disapproving look away

 

-arches an optic ridge.- Oh? What sorts of things are those? -smirk-

Excuse me there are several fine libraries in it.

 

At the very least I'm worth saving I mean come on have you seen how shiny I am?

Also see you made the cute colonist sad Cap how dare

 

-removes paw from face and noofs aggressively-

 

=[[ Don't explode everything, captain!!

-embarrassed squeak-