shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

It would. We can only do what we can to make our time as pleasant as possible, and that much I will do.
-she holds out her arms in offer of hugs. If Libre wants to take the offer.-

 

[The unimpressed stare grows even less impressed, if possible.]

And a lot more can be solved with proper social support and medication. Usually more than a bat. Maybe consider not fucking hitting people, yeah?

 

-looks conflicted. Eventually settles for happening to be leaning again Nichrome, no cuddling going on here nope you can prove nothing-

 

-she smiles and accepts the totally-not-cuddles, gently patting Libre's arm-

 

What, are you pitying me, captain?

 

I don't do pity. I do righteous fury on other people's behalf.
But not while I'm being hugged. You should try it sometimes.

 

I love gossip. It makes me stronger.

Takes too long. People want a quick and easy solution to make their worries go away. A blunt force injury can earn you attention and sympathy, get you out of social obligations, help you forget what you don't want to remember, and so much more.

 

come to the cuddlepile Lacuna

 

[he tilts his head. The air of disapproval grows stronger.]
Do you have credits then, monsieur?

 

Yeah, and people do drugs for the same reason. At least I can be pretty sure that some drugs don't cause brain bleeds, and you can teach someone how to use 'em right instead of just whacking 'em and going on your merry way.

Quick and easy is just quick and dirty. It doesn't solve anything.

 

>:T

 

dont need to to grab your bat and break it in half

if it can even hold its form when i touch it

d̙̫̺̭̖̥o̲̣̣̦͎̬͔̽̏n̜͉ͦͮt̜̫̾͋ͅ ͩ̅puͤ̎̇ͥs̫̙ͪ̒͑̒ͥh͖̜̗̖͍̣̟ͩͥ̉ ̣̻̺̹̐́̄m͈̽ͫͤ͌ͯe̳͍ͤ̎ͨͬͩ,̣͕̓͐̽̅ ͎̪͉͑b͉̦͕̖̟̥̳ͯ͋ͣ̾ͨr̲͉͎̮͖̤a̟͚̲̜͍ͦt̝̼̉͆

 

it's warm okay cut me some slack what do you have against pda

 

Tea? Something stronger?

Not everyone is into that Venture.

 

...rust balls.

 

[He makes a rude noise, but does not appear actually angry.] I offered okay I'm not gonna get up and drag her in.

 

-Makes some-

-lobs a rust ball at Venture-

 

[Catches it, eats the robot candy.] Thanks bro! :P

 

-gently whacks both of them-
Stop squabbleing, we are trying to cuddle.

 

...The officers took my allowance when they put me in jail.
I'm not real, why would I need money?

You could say I'm like a drug. People choose me because they don't want to deal with their hardships. A woman was seeing a therapist because she was feuding with an alternate personality, but ultimately wished for me to erase the alter.

Please don't hurt me don't let Shonen Bat hurt me again please I'm sorry I lied
I'm formless, and this is a dreamscape. By the time you touch me, I won't be me anymore.