shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

howvs it horrible for me?? im havwing fun and evweryones paying attention to me.

 

I actually laughed when I found out my crew had made plans for that, had I turned out to be the upper-class twit they thought they were getting.

 

*sighs* Oh. Right. You have really low standards. I forgot.

 

givwe me one good reason i should be nice to people i dont like or respect!

 

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it Nurse! Work a little magic with your glossa and somehow lesser infractions just seem to vanish! Magic!

 

They'd like and/or respect you if you were nice to them.

 

Honestly, I'm impressed that finface has survived for that long. Ushorely by that age they manage to at least passingly fake class.

 

I suspect if they don't it is not helpful for their lifespans.

 

im six and dead!

 

... Point in case.

 

Alas, just like mine, death didn't stick.

 

vwere all dead.

 

Can't say as that I'm surprised.

 

im not

 

And I very much hope I'm not. But I think he meant the... (gestures vaguely) purple trolls?

 

"I know you can fight your own battles," Valiska says proudly, patting Oneira's shoulder. "But I was mad."

 

"The laws," Ford says gently, with a silly grin on his face, "are that we must all pet and feed the Mis when they want to be petted and fed."

It's a cat. The size of an apricot. It's adorable.

 

8OOOOOOO!

 

dont eat it

 

but look howv SMALL IT IS.