shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

yeah, got myself some chest hair and everything.

 

(i thought that vwas dead skin.)

 

(no, it isnt fucking dead skin. what the hell kind of dead skin is SOFT, BLACK, and CURLY.)

 

... that wasn't the way I was using the word.

It was bitch as in "asshole," not bitch as in "bad word for woman."

 

too late. you cant retract it after the puns already been made.

 

i didnt really need details on your body hair but okay

 

youre the one whos listening in on a private conversation between me and my boyfriend, buddy.

 

(vwhat the hell kind of genital is INSIDE YOU AT ALL TIMES.)

 

Fine. Keep your pun. I don't give a fuck.

 

*rimshot sound*

 

and youre the one whispering loud enough that i can hear it way over here so i mean this back and forth can continue more or less indefinitely

 

([More nsfw bickering])

youre just jealous because you didnt think of it first.

 

Me? Jealous of you? *laughs*

 

it was a pretty good pun

 

youve been jealous of my good looks and sense of humor since i stepped in here, pal.

THANK you.

 

say what you want, at least IM not wearing two pairs of sunglasses.

 

That's 'cause you weren't here when they were giving them out.

 

so a douche AND a conformist?

 

neither was i

but i found a rave party and gave somebody five bucks for theirs before i came here