shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"I believe it's called having a sense of self preservation and our kind rarely developes one and much rarer manages to hold onto it. You should be congratulating him."

Simon takes a sip of his brandy.

 

Ford's eyes boggle. "Okay, that answers one question," he muses aloud. "I was thinking there were way too many teeth..."

 

Our kind.

 

"Freak."

Stan grins with a combination of affection and...some other emotion. "I never gave you credit when we were growing up. You really do have hidden depths."

 

[it sure is!]

*He sticks a slightly unearthly-aura-y thumb up.*

 

[MIND SHUTTING YOUR ODDLY SOLITARY YAP.]

 

*is not even remotely surprised by how kinky ford is*

*he knows sunshine after all*

 

[vwell thats a big stinkin lie and you knowv it, bobby.]

 

"Not your and mine, darling, Mine and his. We are, as you may be able to tell, fruits of the same tree in a way."
Indeed Janie should be able to tell that Simon Schuyler looks like a fancy ye olden times Skin and Recolor of her foster brother.

 

[vwhy dont you keep your non-existent eldritch snout outta my business?]

 

[BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.]

 

Do you know me?

 

"I know many things, sweetling. It comes with being dead."
Simon waves a hand, accidentally flicking droplets of dirty riverwater at those standing near him.

 

[uh, dont you knowv the deal? paycheck first, svweetie.]

*Cronus winks at the otherwordly mass of tentacles.*

 

Ford makes a face at both Norm and Stan. "Seriously, I may be incredibly pansexual, but I am demipansexual. Even if I weren't very happily multiply partnered I don't believe I could develop a significant emotional and intellectual relationship with a being like that without losing my sanity or risking my beloved partners, and outside of a deep emotional relationship, I'm really truly not interested. I have learned my lesson."

 

But still... kinky!

 

I don't think that's true.

 

*There is a horrifyingly loud grating sound as it grinds its hundreds of thousands of teeth in synchrony.*

 

"Just for wondering how it works and what goes where? I'm not considering doing it!"

 

So, that's scientific curiosity, not fantasizing?