shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Bianca slips through the door into the playpen and starts nosing at @Teal Grub, making soft snuffly noises.

 

wvho evwen are you? dont get invwolvwed.

 

you vwont be laughing vwhen i beat the shit out of you.

*He instinctively pops his knuckles. Edgy!!!*

 

laugh it up, you fucking comedian. laugh it up. i hope you choke on your owvn dry sense of humor.

 

*He yanks Slick back by his horns.*

 

I'd rather choke on a dick, honestly.

 

Sometimes it's amazing what being unable to swallow their pride for five damn seconds makes people do.
(Oneira is probably referring to Kite as well as the Cronii here...)

 

same

like motorcycles

motorcycles were fun to experience

 

OWV. STOP.

*Slick turns and punches Scratch in the gut. Really hard.*

 

"Nobody's really a slave, no matter what the laws say," Valiska says passionately. "I don't understand why people think they can own each other."

 

(Kite continues laughing)

 

Wow, so glad to hear it's all in people's heads. I know you didn't mean it that way, but that's how it sounds.

 

Babysitting generally isn't supposed to involve traumatizing your charge. Giving as much as you take from someone can be... cathartic, but doesn't usually solve the problem unless someone ends up dead. Which is not an option here.

...might not be a solution for you, given relative sizes, but. Just pick her up and keep her out of the situation until everyone calms down.

Currently the only other person attempting to defend your... friend. Already involved, deal with it.

Gotta agree with Lacuna here, that, uh. Didn't sound too good.

 

Back when I was a slave, I really was one. I mean, I literally was a slave. I'm not one now but I was definitely one before.

Sure, it's wrong but if bad things didn't actually exist... well... we'd be living in a really different world.

 

Valiska gives Lacuna the side-eye. "If you actually do know what I meant, why are you taking offence? If I had hurt you and made you feel that I thought what you're saying I said, I would sincerely be sorry I'd said it, but it sounds very much like you know what I meant and are picking at words."

 

do you seriously think theres other vways to deal vwith problems like this other than vwiolence?

 

*Slick silently seethes. He's in Time Out now.*

 

Valiska sighs. "You were enslaved, but you weren't a slave on the inside, right? You engaged in little rebellions all the time? You were forced to do as others wished because you were coerced. But there was always a part of you nobody owned."

 

This really depends on what definition of "slave" you're running. "Created expressly to serve"? "Bound to obey another no matter what"? Clarify, for me if not for her.

 

Violence for a water bottle, when I had all but outright given you both the exact phrasing it would take to make me stop.
(Kite shakes its head)
Earthworms, the whole lot.