shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[He clears his throat.]

Well! For what it's worth, I do apologize for my part in setting that off. I should have realized that it wasn't quite the cavalier subject to reference that I thought it was. Sorry about that mess.

 

*He comes back just to shush Scratch again.*

sh.

 

VWHERES MY MARSHMALLOWVS!

 

I was a personal datapad before the war. IfI had spoken out of turn I might well have been "fixed". In which case, if i ever came back to myself I would greatly prefer if people would allow me to fix whatever I did while not in my right mind.

-nods- Alright. We don´t have to agree.

 

Ford grins at Helios. "Me too."

 

Ford smiles sadly. "I don't think we can agree. You see...I was used to do things I can't fix."

 

[He makes a face, then shakes his head.]

As my husband would say, let's talk about something more exciting, like murder or scandalous gossip. I'm sure I've got other ways to stick my foot in my mouth.

You teach, or, taught?

 

scandalous gossip sounds fun

 

i got gossip!

 

"Currently on sabbatical, but I'm the department chair of Interdimensional Physics at Panarcanium Polytechnic." Ford grins.

 

getting them right nowv, maam.

*Gotta blast!*

 

"A lot of the best people aren't," Ford offers. "You want some help with that? Sorry...too many conversations at once, some more than a little triggery."

 

i like this kid!

 

No, it's fine. I'm made of dirt.

...oh, you mean help with the bandages! Yes, please.

 

Ford helps her with the bandages. "According to Sefer Bereishit, we're all made of dirt," he says softly.

 

D --> I
D --> I believe I have made an ine%cusable error
D --> Why did I ever think that using a chip to make someone develope feelings for me was a good idea
D --> Clearly, the only recourse would be that I am punished
D --> Preferably in an authoritative and/or painful manner

 

I'd suggest that you remove the chip instead, actually.

 

ill kick your ass for you!

 

What's that?

I think I'm a golem, but then I don't know if that makes me Jewish. Am I Jewish if my creator turns out to have been a woman?

 

Sounds impressive! Interdimensional... would be like traveling between planes of existence, yes? I know that there's been some interesting research coming out about that since the rift opened, but I've mostly dealt with the mechanical aspects, not the theory.