shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

oh, so vwhat, just because i had ONE MEASLY INSECT in my trousers theyre suddenly 'insect infested'??

*A beetle escapes the leg of her pants.*

 

i dont think suddenly is the word youre looking for

 

Nah, I'm sure it was by no means a sudden process.

*SPLOOSH*

 

*Well, all the bugs are being freed as she frantically strips. Gross gross gross wet clothes.*

 

[A great flood rises to decimate the diseased vermin. Orlandeau is making waves and, true to his word, makes no attempt to avoid smacking Itch with them]

 

(thats undervwhelming.)

 

*shrug*
[Orlandeau makes the waves a lot bigger]

 

vwasnt talking about you.

 

[Seeing as Scratch is apparently thirsty, Orlandeau gives him a drink]
*SPLOOSH*

 

mind telling me vwhat the HELL that vwas for.

 

*smirk* There was a bug on you.

 

I'd be more surprised if there weren't bugs on him. I'd wonder what poisons he had been dunked in.

 

theyre called 'regular showvers' and 'soap'.

 

Oh, so you do believe in such things? My apologies, I had assumed you had similar habits to your friend.

 

-A coat lies on the floor. Suddenly. Mysteriously. It does nothing save lay there silently.

There is a coat.

On the floor.-

 

vwere not a monolith.

 

...i happen to have some old girl clothes...they belonged to my...mom...you can have them if you like...they are covered in dust...and there might be some cobwebs in them...but you don't seem like the type to mind

 

It is a garish thing, clearly owned by someone with money and power. Only those with money and power would own something so gaudy. Or even could. The coat is also very clean, as though it is regularly cleaned thoroughly. Yet somehow looking at it, it reeks of decadence.

 

"What," Anhelia asks, "is this medieval pimp's coat even doing here? Is it somebody's? Take your trash out!"

 

Though it is clearly simply a coat it seems offended. If coats could be offended this one's back would be rigid and its face twisting in upset.

But it is just a coat and clearly not radiating offense. Medieval pimp coat. I say.