shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Jealous of you? Who is the one actually getting laid here again? And loved?

Me!

Sure, I'm a slut but I'm a desirable one. A successful one.

And the only thing stopping you from being as slutty as me is your inability to find anyone who actually wants you.

 

IM savwing myself for the three!

vwell, tvwo. moirails are kinda useless.

vwhen *i* get some, its gonna be the only some ill evwer need. because it vwont go avway and ill get as much as i vwant forevwer!

 

I doubt that.

 

and thats vwhy youre the dumb one!

 

Oh, really?

 

yep! you dont knowv a single thing about getting girls. i bet youvwe nevwer evwen KISSED one.

 

I've kissed plenty! And lots of boys too!

 

boys dont count, theyre stupid and havwe no idea vwhat theyre kissing half the time! ivwe kissed MULTIPLE girls.

 

Yeah right.

 

i kissed at LEAST ONE.

 

Did they want the kiss as much as you did, though?

 

do i look like a mindreader??

it vwas disappointing, anyvways. ruined a perfectly servwiceable crush just because she couldnt kiss!

 

So there wasn't much you liked her for?

 

no, there vwas a LOT i liked her for. she just ruined it all!

 

By kissing badly?

 

uh, yeah. thats vwhat i said!

 

Yeah, but if I had a crush on someone, I wouldn't stop having it just 'cause they kissed badly. There's more to people than their kissing skills, you know...

 

she FAILED, im not attracted to failures!

 

I think that standard's a little high for you.

 

i cant help vwhat gets me going, buddy! fucking up vwith me is like throwving a monkey in the sex vworks.