shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Nah...For now, let's just sit like this, at least for a while.

[Orlandeau snuggles Juice up against him, closing his eyes.]

 

[the two of them fall asleep like this, snuggled up on a sofa]

 

Those must be some accomplishments.

*takes out his pyromancy flame and the spell rapport and casts it on @Mara to calm it down.*

 

*applauds* Quite a charmer, eh?

 

I'm dreadfully sorry to intrude madam, but you look dreadfully tired. Would you care for some hot tea? That ought to get you up and going. Perhaps some coffee instead?

 

*smirks* Sure am.

 

that seems unlikely but ill take your word for it

 

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH.

 

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I'm immune to mental magic, foolish undead. MARALAGIDYNE.
[Mara begins firing green balls of flame in several different attack patterns against Siegward]

Fuck off, Satan, no one asked for your opinion.

 

youre just backing up my theory here, buddy!

nyeh!

no, theyre boring and i dont vwant one.

HA, doubt it. i cant tell howv attractivwe you are to someone vwith shitty taste, but i bet youre really ugly and a liar.

 

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do you think i can trade these in for a prize somewhere

 

[Orlandeau grumbles and sits up, still holding Juice in his lap]

No, they are pretty important to one's mental health actually.

*smirk* What's the matter, jealous I'm more of a chick magnet than you? Is it really that all girls have shitty taste, or are you just saying that because none of them like you? Anyways, if you really think I'm ugly, why don't you ask around the rave and see how many people actually think that, or do you think everyone in the rave has shitty taste, too? *laughs*

It's plain as daylight that I'm the attractive one with a loving partner, while you are the disgusting slob who will continuously be rejected on the basis of her poor hygiene.
[Having said all this, Orlandeau lays back down on the sofa, with Juice draped over him like a tiny blanket.]

 

now now thats not a fair assessment

its also because of her personality

 

*mumbling from beneath Juice* Of course, that can be said of all Cronuses.

 

I'd consider it if you had a sleek pair of wings and were somewhere upward of forty feet tall.

 

Yet another unattainably high beauty standard

 

not if youre a giant transforming robot

 

I don't have the most specific type heard of, but specific enough to somewhat narrow the possibilities. Flyers on the big side aren't terribly common.
Though that's really just the frametypes I find the most attractive, I'm not that superficial.

 

Aww I'm too short for you cap? :C I thought I was special!

 

Hyu could try eatink dem?